#incorrect clone wars quotes
Obi-Wan: Quick, we need a distraction. Is anyone good at jumping up and down and make noises?
Cody: Yes, it’s you.
Obi-wan: I don’t see what you mean?
Cody: You doing it plenty at night.
Anakin: Fuck you!
Obi-wan: *looking at Cody*
Cody whispering: want later?
Obi-wan: Maybe later, but listen here you little….
Anakin: Hey guys did-Uh….. Am I interrupting something.
Cody: Of course not, General Skywalker. We just both half naked, because we follow a new trend.
Anakin: What is it called?
Obi-wan: Get out.
Obi-wan: Commander, I believe I’m starting to have feelings for you.
Cody in a gay panic: Cool! See you later.
*Later that night*
Cody: And I said ‘cool’
Rex: Sucks to be you Codes.
Cody: I said cool…
Rex: *patting Cody*
Cody: Ah, so you decide to dress up dead,for Halloween.
Obi-wan *viably confused*: What you mean?
Cody: Well, the sickly pale skin. Your eyes looking like bruises. Blue lips. That’s an amazing make up actually.
Obi-wan: Make up??
Cody: Make up. For Halloween. That’s what you did, right?
Obi-wan:…
Cody:Right??
Obi-wan:…
Obi-wan: I love you.
Cody: I will murder you.
Dooku: My grandpadawan doesn’t need a slut, clone.
Cody: I know. But I needed one, so I found your grandpadawan.
Dooku: *ignites the lightsaber*
Qui-gon: Stop fripping my padawan!
Cody: Stop having a sexy son!
Qui-gon:>:O
Obi-wanblushing: Uh… Thank you Commander.
Cody: I never need a bitch.
Cody: I am what a bitch needs *winks*
Obi-wan: Cody, if you call me again a bitch. I hope you’re having a good friendship with the couch.
Modern au
Cody with boxers and socks: Morning babes *kiss Obi-wan forehead*
Obi-wan: Cody, I am on a zoom meeting.
Cody: Oh sh-*runs away from the camera*
Rex: Professor, I don’t want to see my brother again like this. Its give me ideas I don’t want to know.
Qui-gon:Commander?
Cody: Yes sir?
Qui-gon: Are you kriffing my former padawan?
Cody: Sir, Kamino taught me, not to lie to my superiors. Hells, even Alpha himself.
Qui-gon: Oh… So I take that as a no.
Cody:Well…*runs*
Qui-gon:>:O
Qui-gon: He’s fripping my padawan!
Cody: Do you ever feel, you being watch?
Obi-wan: We are. That ghost won’t stop giving me, the “disappointed looks”.
Cody: WHAT ghost!?
Imagine there being no ghost but Obi-Wan just saying that to fuck with Cody
Cody pointing the blaster in the air: Are you SURE, there is a ghost with us?
Obi-wan: Maybe it is, maybe it is not. Who knows.
Cody: I will shoot you.
Cody: Do you ever feel, you being watch?
Obi-wan: We are. That ghost won’t stop giving me, the “disappointed looks”.
Cody: WHAT ghost!?
Sith AU
Cody: What do you choose? The easy way or the hard way?
Obi-wan: The fun way.
Cody: The fun way?
Obi-wan: Well yes. We play some games and then, it’s up to you if you want to be a “hard” or “easy” way, my dear commander.
Cody blushing: That’s why people hate you.
Purge trooper Cody: Fuck you!
Obi-wan: Fuck me yourself, you coward!
Cody: I’m trying!!!
Obi-wan: I heard from a little bird, that you like your coffee sweet and creamy.
Cody:Rex!
Rex:Sorry!
Ahsoka: Oh. So you like your coffee, like you like your men?
Cody:…
Rex holding tears: I just love, that kid.
Commanders + Rex
Cody: You’ll never guess who prank called me today.
Rex: Palpatine?
Bly: The Chancellor?
Wolffe: Palpatine?
Fox: Sheev?
Gree: You too?
Cody: How did you… wait…
*Flashback*
Palpatine: Commander Cody, the time has come.
Palpatine: Execute-
*line cuts out due to Palpatine saying the trigger word (execute)*
Cody *on Utapau is confused why the Chancellor himself is prank calling him*
Ponds: He prank called everyone?
Rex: *addressing Torrent* Alright men, there’s going to be an “optional” training session tomorrow at sunrise.
Fives: Question?
Rex: *sigh* Yes.
Fives: Is Tup going to be there? I will boycott this training unless he is there.
Rex: Any particular reaso-
Fives: No, I think I make a strong point here.
Tup: Question?
Fives: Nope. No more questions, case closed.
Commanders + Rex
Cody: *sends a link - How to not Execute Order 66, a General Guide. Written by Marshall Commander Cody of the GAR*
Cody: Please read and apply to standard operating procedures.
Cody: I had one of thosedreams.
Fox: What happened?
Cody: This. *flashback*
Wolffe *after reading the guide*: Sounds good.
Gree: Will put this into action.
Bly: What is Order 66?
Ponds: I don’t know and I don’t want to know.
Fox: Never liked Palpatine anyway.
Fox: So if he conveniently say accidentally fell out of the Senate building one day…
Rex: You would have absolutely nothing to do with it of course.
*Domino Twins have just woken up*
Fives: Hey,
Echo: *time for the daily dose of dumbness*
Fives: *proceeds to ask a very dumb question*
Echo: Daily Dose acquired, goodnight!
Fives: Echo?
Fives: But it’s the day cycle… and people say you’re the smart twin.
