Tonight’s mood is “Being irrationally annoyed that nobody has made a stuffed toy that looks like the bear on the California state flag” because my California Flag Bear pyjamas from Old Navy have reached the point of no return and I want to find a pattern to make a bear from the scraps. If I have to fuck up a pattern myself SO BE IT.
(The California state flag is, if not thebest, then one of the best state flags, regardless of what the vexilologists say. I will defend it against any American flag except the flag of the City of Chicago, objectively the finest flag in the world.)
MARYLAND ENTERS THE CHAT
Clearly THE best flag.
I will concede Chicago’s flag is pretty nifty though.
I think the world needs to know that the only people who showed up to argue that the California flag is not the best state flag are Marylanders and I’m almost ready to give it to you just for the lols.
[ID: an image of the flag of Maryland, which is divided into four quarters. Top left and bottom right corners are a series of black and yellow stripes, offset in the middle in a way I’m having trouble explaining, while the top right and bottom left corners are a weird cross design in alternating maroon and white. It looks like the result of a jousting match between a medieval knight and a NASCAR racer.]
