#and everything in between

   Years ago, not too long after we married, my husband came home from work with a story about a crazy landowner he’d met (He is a forester, and helps landowners with forestry issues). He told me the story at length. This dude was Bonkers! Driving a tractor naked should NOT be a thing. Eventually I said, “Uh, Honey, was his name Mike?”

And it was

And I told him, “Ok, that’s my father’s first cousin on his mother’s side. Small towns are Very Small. Be careful who you tells stories about unless you know how everybody’s related. But, yeah, he’s Bonkers. And pretty much all your in-laws are outlaws.”

He spent YEARS telling that story, and ending with “And all my in-laws are outlaws!”