#and paul was there lmfao

“I feel like I became a completely different person [while dressed as Megan Fox for Halloween]. Like I became my own alter ego. Like I made out with my friend Lucy. We’re not even very physically affectionate with each other in real life, and we’ve known each other for so long, and we just were like, ‘Why have we never made out?’”

— Phoebe in an episode of My Favorite Murder