#anna lightwood
Alastair and Thomas: *staring into each others eyes*
Matthew: *opens a soda can*
Alastair: we’re having a moment!
Matthew: i’m having a cola
When people start fetishizing Alastair and Thomas’ relationship
I just thought that when jesse (hopefully) will come back to the living world, he’ll probably have the habit to look always for lucie for reassurance when he has to speak with someone, I don’t want to imagine how difficult will be for him to interact with someone who’s not grace or lucie
My version of Anna Lightwood from the Book “Chain of Gold” by @cassandraclare
Matthew: *gets hit by car*
Passerby: Are you okay?!
Matthew: Please… I-I need… my…. phone
Matthew: *opens up groupchat*
Matthew: LMAOOOO Y’ALL GUESS WHAT!!??
Thomas: I love French
Matthew: Kiss or language?
Thomas: Bread
Will, reading mail: Baby shower invitation? Uh, no thanks, I can have a regular sized shower whenever I want!
Tessa: GIVE ME THAT
Matthew: I’m a limited edition. I’m unique. There are no other copies
The rest of the Merry Thieves: And we’re all thankful for it
[at their wedding]
Priest: Repeat after me
Will: After me
Priest:
Priest: [whispering to Tessa] Are you sure you wanna marry this one?
Cordelia: I spy with my little eye something that begins with ‘S’
Lucie: Sausages?
Cordelia: No
Lucie: *looks at Thomas and Alastair*
Lucie: Sexual tension?
Cordelia:
Thomas, waking up: Where am I?
Matthew: *sarcastically* Heaven
Thomas: Oh….
Thomas:
Thomas: Didn’t think you’d make it here
Matthew: For dinner tonight I’m making a dish from your homeland
James: Uh, tea?
Matthew, showing James a plate of food on fire: No, hell
Matthew fondly remembering his time at the Shadowhunter Academy: Ah, I should have burned that place down when I had the chance
James:
Thomas: You did?
Cordelia: Who is Matthew to you?
James: The reason I wake up every morning
Matthew, earlier in the morning, barging into James’s room while blasting music: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE WAKE UP
Will: Tessa was really mad at the fact that I had no sense of direction
Will: So I packed my bags and right
No one:
Alastair Carstairs:
Matthew: I got a package from my brother
James: What is it?
Matthew: It seems heavy. Must be his disappointment in me
Charles: I’m going to have to ask you to be respectful
Matthew: I must politely decline
Thomas teaching Matthew math
Thomas: If you had 10 hairbrushes and James asks for 2, how many would you have?
Matthew: 10. James knows not to ask for my hairbrushes
Thomas: Ok then. If you had 10 hairbrushes and James forcibly takes 2, how many would you have?
Matthew: 10 and a dead James
Alastair Carstairs at the end of James and Cordelia’s engagement party
