#anti chris pratt

I was just about to say how funny it would be if Thor and Peter Quill got together - it was just a random thought I had when I checked the tag for Love & Thunder trending on Twitter - and then I watched the trailer for the movie, and I was like “My faith in Taika Waititi was not wasted”, because he seriously teased that ship as a possibility.

For real, I could suffer Chris Pratt The Bigot one more time if his ass was totally wrecked by Thor on screen. Just saying.

He will be remembered as “this guy who was fucked by Thor” till the end of time and his carrier would be forever marked, so nothing he will say or do will ever change it, and he will suffer from the inability to erase that. This is a level of petty I am willing to commit myself to if it fucks Chris Pratt’s life. There is seriously not a better way to destroy a bigot than tie him to the thing he hates the most forever, to the point that he is known only for that thing and nothing else.