I was just about to say how funny it would be if Thor and Peter Quill got together - it was just a random thought I had when I checked the tag for Love & Thunder trending on Twitter - and then I watched the trailer for the movie, and I was like “My faith in Taika Waititi was not wasted”, because he seriously teased that ship as a possibility.

For real, I could suffer Chris Pratt The Bigot one more time if his ass was totally wrecked by Thor on screen. Just saying.

He will be remembered as “this guy who was fucked by Thor” till the end of time and his carrier would be forever marked, so nothing he will say or do will ever change it, and he will suffer from the inability to erase that. This is a level of petty I am willing to commit myself to if it fucks Chris Pratt’s life. There is seriously not a better way to destroy a bigot than tie him to the thing he hates the most forever, to the point that he is known only for that thing and nothing else.

viperbranium:

viperbranium:

hELLO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THOR X QUILL THO

It’d start off as a hate sex kinda thing. Competitive. Rough. One day the tension just snaps and then there’s hungry, frantic kisses and hands roaming and them slamming each other into walls, shoving tongues down each other’s throats, biting, scratching.

But Thor is Thor, and he cares for people. He’s pokes fun, but he’s not cruel, and he’s very clearly enjoying riling Quill up, getting a reaction out of him, thinking hey, that’s their thing, right? but he also cares, he’s also kind.

But Quill? Quill thinks he’s convincing, thinks he’s pulling off that tough boy attitude just fine, but he’s actually ridden with insecurities and Thor is Thor, a god, an angel pirate. Thor clearly gets along with everyone but keeps clashing with Quill, and Quill hates that he’s falling hard, falling deep.

Quill crying in frustration when it all comes crashing down and talks about feelings finally happen, cause he didn’t ask for this, what the fuck, what the fuckkk, why do i love you, you’re an idiot and a godand…YOU. and no, fuck, i don’t need your pity, i hate this, it blows, okay?

And then, of course, Thor is super ultra soft, makes him look up and gently wipes his tears away, and Quill can’t stand this, says “don’t touch me!!” but Thor won’t have any of that, Thor is just realizing they’re so not on the same page here, that Quill needs the reassurance and some gentleness. Thor pushes past those walls and kisses him soft and nice, and Quill wants to punch him for it but he melts into the kiss anyway, throws his arms around Thor’s neck and pulls him closer before he can know what he’s doing. Thor’s got him, they’ll be fine.

Also, all the sex, like

thor conjuring up the tiniest amount of lightning while working quill open, sending a little shockwave as he brushes his fingertips over quill’s prostate, makes his back arch beautifully and tears a scream from him and makes him come on the spot, untouched and gorgeous, and neither of them can get enough of it

viperbranium:

viperbranium:

viperbranium:

hELLO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THOR X QUILL THO

It’d start off as a hate sex kinda thing. Competitive. Rough. One day the tension just snaps and then there’s hungry, frantic kisses and hands roaming and them slamming each other into walls, shoving tongues down each other’s throats, biting, scratching.

But Thor is Thor, and he cares for people. He’s pokes fun, but he’s not cruel, and he’s very clearly enjoying riling Quill up, getting a reaction out of him, thinking hey, that’s their thing, right? but he also cares, he’s also kind.

But Quill? Quill thinks he’s convincing, thinks he’s pulling off that tough boy attitude just fine, but he’s actually ridden with insecurities and Thor is Thor, a god, an angel pirate. Thor clearly gets along with everyone but keeps clashing with Quill, and Quill hates that he’s falling hard, falling deep.

Quill crying in frustration when it all comes crashing down and talks about feelings finally happen, cause he didn’t ask for this, what the fuck, what the fuckkk, why do i love you, you’re an idiot and a godand…YOU. and no, fuck, i don’t need your pity, i hate this, it blows, okay?

And then, of course, Thor is super ultra soft, makes him look up and gently wipes his tears away, and Quill can’t stand this, says “don’t touch me!!” but Thor won’t have any of that, Thor is just realizing they’re so not on the same page here, that Quill needs the reassurance and some gentleness. Thor pushes past those walls and kisses him soft and nice, and Quill wants to punch him for it but he melts into the kiss anyway, throws his arms around Thor’s neck and pulls him closer before he can know what he’s doing. Thor’s got him, they’ll be fine.

Also, all the sex, like

thor conjuring up the tiniest amount of lightning while working quill open, sending a little shockwave as he brushes his fingertips over quill’s prostate, makes his back arch beautifully and tears a scream from him and makes him come on the spot, untouched and gorgeous, and neither of them can get enough of it

Pls fam board my lil canoe, i don’t wanna row alone

Funny thing, but does anyone actually ship Thor and Jane?

lokisbarnes:

calling all thorquill and thorbruce shippers

we must all come together and form an alliance to defeat a common enemy: thorki

I am here

Check out this wonderfulcollectionofficby@starprince-sparkles

⚡️⭐️