1. fuck y’all for hiding this in the tags 2. let’s collab
[ID: Two sets of Tumblr tags: “#he’d literally be like ReportOfTheWeek” and “#shows back up after months #looking like he’s been deathly ill #has lost like 10+ pounds #and is just like #hey guys sorry for not post in a while #i got kidnapped #anyway today we’re trying robber’s steak”
A sketch of Jonathan, a man with short hair wearing a suit and tie and thick glasses obscuring his eyes, sitting at a desk. There is food on a plate in front of him. Jonathan: “Hey guys, sorry 4 not posting in awhile— I got kidnaped. Anyways today we’re trying robber’s steak.”
Jonathan, his hair messier, eyes now visible behind his glasses, smiles as he eats a sandwich. Jonathan *thinking*: “NOTE 2 SELF: Get recipe 4 Mina!” END ID]
