honestly Jonathan Harker’s stronger than me bc if a man carried my luggage to my room, provided me with food and a place to stay, accompanied me each meal just so I didn’t feel lonely AND said i was his Friend and gave me free access to his library I’d literally unsee the tiny red flags like why is he not eating, why aren’t there mirrors, is he even alive, etc etc and keep going like he’s literally meeting all my standards who can do it like Dracula
Why is it so cute to me that Jonathan Harker is such a nerd that he’s like “I’m in a foreign country with an intimidating client, I need something familiar to ground me… awww my law books ”
Jonathan Harker, a man who only yesterday was physically and mentally obliterated by paprika, is largely unphased by the locals being very clearly disapproving of his decision to visit his cool new friend, DRACULA.
[id: a picture of jonathan harker as portrayed by keanu reeves in bram stoker’s dracula (1992). he is looking up and to the left of the frame. a white badge has been edited onto his lapel that reads “tumblr’s new best friend.” end id.]
oh i do so love getting emails from my very good friend jonathan harker! i sure do hope his trip goes well!
ID: a digital drawing of Jonathan Harker from Dracula, done in reddish tones. He is a young white man with brown hair and brown eyes. He’s wearing a high-collared dark jacket and a pale lacey undershirt that pokes out of the collar and cuffs. He’s standing with his arms crossed, looking disgruntled, and his face is poorly shaven with little spots of hair poking out and a few pieces of paper soaking up blood from nicks. Behind him are two tall gothic style windows letting in light. Above him is text from the book reading “It is very annoying, for I do not see how I am to shave.”
1. fuck y’all for hiding this in the tags 2. let’s collab
[ID: Two sets of Tumblr tags: “#he’d literally be like ReportOfTheWeek” and “#shows back up after months #looking like he’s been deathly ill #has lost like 10+ pounds #and is just like #hey guys sorry for not post in a while #i got kidnapped #anyway today we’re trying robber’s steak”
A sketch of Jonathan, a man with short hair wearing a suit and tie and thick glasses obscuring his eyes, sitting at a desk. There is food on a plate in front of him. Jonathan: “Hey guys, sorry 4 not posting in awhile— I got kidnaped. Anyways today we’re trying robber’s steak.”
Jonathan, his hair messier, eyes now visible behind his glasses, smiles as he eats a sandwich. Jonathan *thinking*: “NOTE 2 SELF: Get recipe 4 Mina!” END ID]
