#april fools day confessions
“I really hope that Humble Bundle of Fallout 5-75 comes back out. I missed the last sale and buying 70 games is just so expensive one at a time. I know everyone says 34 and 55 are two really good ones but I just want the bundle all at once.”
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“Bethesda really needs to add Red Rocket fueling stations for our horses. 10/10 horse for favorite companion, but I hate losing time to let him graze.”
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“We were supposed to go to Nuka World and then Coronavirus came and who knows when it will be open again? I wanted to ride the mine carts!!”
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“I HATE THE FISHING MINIGAME!!! JUST LET ME TOSS GRENADES IN THE POND INSTEAD OF USING A FUCKING POLE!!!”
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“The only reason I did a Legion playthrough is because of Vulpes’ companion quest. I was not disappointed.(But I still couldn’t finish as Legion, I’m just not evil enough.)”
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“I blew up Megaton just to get rid of M’aiq the liar and his weirdo group of Methylene chloride loving followers.”
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“I don’t care that they put Arcade in the Sexy Men of the Enclave calendar, because he WAS Enclave after all. And this way we got him in two different Sexy Fallout calendars!”
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“I will never forget the big twist reveal at the end of Fallout Van Buren just blew me away. I did not expect that. That was some of the best writing in a game I have ever experienced.”
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“The only reason I came back to fallout 76 was because of the all nude dlc. nude players, nude scorched, nude ghouls, nude super mutants, nude mole miners, wastelanders, everythin. totally worth the $69.”
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“I wanted to try out possible exploit I discovered for NV, so I sped out of the creation process with a guy named “John Smith” to start the testing process. I found a work around to make any item in the game a melee weapon based on weight, so I started knocking out Cazadores with evil gnomes and deathclaw eggs. It was so much fun, I had an absolute blast taking out the Powder Gang with the Lonesome Drifter’s acoustic guitar… just before the save file got corrupted. It’s been a while since then, but I still miss playing my guitar wielding warrior. I guess there was never a man like my Johnny, like the one I call Johnny Guitar.”
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“The librarian at Arlington Library won’t let me check out books any more and I’m MAD! It’s not my fault a Deathclaw ate the last book I checked out there!”
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“My ex took my copy of Mutants & Molerats when we broke up and I can’t get another copy anywhere that isn’t $500. I have an extra copy of Vault on the Borderlands that I can trade for one plus some of the miniatures.”
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“I remember watching the Fallout cartoon on Saturday mornings as a kid. Begging my mom to buy me the cereal. Sleeping in my official Fallout blue and yellow pajamas. I sort of want to look up the cartoon but I know it won’t be the same. Shatner did the best ever Vault Dweller and I will fight anyone who disagrees.”
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“Everyone says to take Fisto as a companion but he’s just so damn slow! every attack takes an hour of game time and at first it was funny but he wastes so much time in a fight. not worth it even when upgraded.”
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“I was so mad I didn’t get one of the FISTO peripherals but when they all got recalled for causing injury I realized it was for the best.”
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“As we all prepare for next week’s double release of Fallout 5 and Fallout: Alamo, just remember what it might have been like if Todd hadn’t been kicked out of Bethesda. We would have had very different games and Alamo might not have happened at all.”
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“Seriously?? Jack Black to play Nick Valentine in the Fallout movie?? Who approved this??”
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“Screw the haters, I’m having more fun as a Mole Rat Tunnel Dweller than I ever did in Fallout 4!!! BEWARE MY FANGS BAYBEE!”
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“Bethesda finally did something right when they released the Nick Valentine Real Doll. On the other hand, half of the Fallout tumblrs have gone silent since it was released.”
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“We need a sitcom of New Vegas that’s a The Office parody.”
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