#aqueue
eurovision could do the met gala but the met gala could never do eurovision
girl the met gala can’t even do the met gala
mbmbam prides itself on being an advice podcast that doesnt give advice but tbh their policy of “if a woman cannot literally run away from you (aka she’s at work, on the bus, in an elevator, etc) you CANNOT ask her out” is like top 10 best rules ever
a diagram of the knee
you understand this post better than like 80% of the notes do
We need to exclude people from spaces they shouldn’t be in . Lets normalise that . You are not meant for everywhere. “Gatekeeping” is sometimes a good thing
the only addition i care about
“I could fix him” “I could make worse” well I can make pasta :)
let’s all go back to girlsgogames.com
media will make u go Wow i wish i was 15 again and then u will think wow what the hell fuck am i even saying. for gods sake No i dont
black mold doesn’t actually exist, that gunk in your shower is actually blended oreos that you can snack on if you get a little peckish when cleaning out your scrunt
crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts
every cartoon you watch is problematic or did we forget the moving picture is demonic
you’re in her dms, I’m on google looking up nutrient rich soils I’d keep her in if she was a worm
When I mentioned taking a day off to move house, my manager asked who I went with for my mortgage
When I told him I was renting he asked “why don’t you just borrow ten grand or so off your parents for a mortgage deposit?”
Sir, we lead very different lives
Have you considered being born into wealth? You should try it some time. It’s not hard. I was born into wealth all by myself!
I once visited a coworkers house and a cleaning service van pulled into her neighbors driveway. She said ‘They’re using THAT maid service now? How cliche! What service do you use?’ I felt like I’d somehow been transported to another dimension.
One time I was working at a thrift store as a cashier and talking with this dude about how expensive living and school were, and he looked at me and was like “Just go over to Europe, school is free there. Have your accountant write it off as a business expense so you won’t have to pay taxes on it” and I was just so fucking baffled I couldn’t speak
the skiing is by far the least batshit thing on this thread
Rich people are so wildly out of touch with how working class people live their lives.
when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to ,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
My blog is a safe space for burnouts, flakes, layabouts, ne'er-do-wells, underachievers, and anyone who can’t be arsed
cursebearing hips
Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader
I wonder how occult TikTok is dealing with the whole Elon Musk thing
Fascinating
patch that says “service dog do not pet” but its on a punk jacket
patch that says “in training, ask before petting me” but its on a punk jacket
Patch that said “this machine kills fascists” but it’s on a service dog vest