#are none of your degrees in biology
The Librarian: The Quest for the Spear (2004), first movie
*months after fighting the serpent brotherhood*
Nicole: The Deadly Scorpion League has found H.G.Wells’ time machine. We’re the only ones who can get it back.
Flynn: The Scorpion League. What is it with these bad guys and their insect names for their cults?Me:Oh my god Flynn Carsen you’re fighting a serpentbrotherhood and the scorpionleague and fucking neither of themare insects considering serpents are REPTILES (hence the scales) and scorpions are ARACHNIDS (with like, you know EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF SIX) you have literally never met an evil cult with an insect name jfc how the flying crap do you even call yourself The Librarian
