#are we married now

I love packbonding headcanons in humans are space orcs works, it hits just the right spot in the soft, squishy clump of muscle beneath my ribs.

I especially love the idea of other species on board the ship with the humans being very confused at the human’s incessant need to do things for them or be around them. Like, theyve gone through everything they can and are unable to figure out anything more than their need for packbonding. So they bring it up to the human to the human to find out what exactly it entails and how important it is.

The human replies, “your continued health and comfort is now directly connected to my mental well being,” and the other species is decently terrified of what they’ve gotten into.

My first Bond 10, and I’m glad it’s her if nothing else.