#arms dealer

So we all had an alright Christmas over here. We exchanged presents and we explained to Harper what the holiday was about and he thought that we were lying. Most people weren’t even religious, seeing as we have tangled with gods and most of us know how the world was actually formed.
Hell, Gary and Jasmine work for the Grim Reaper. Although I think Teddy is the most religious one here, seeing as he does regularly say praise to Bahamut.
 Anyways, we all agreed that we should spend the day relaxing and exchanging gifts.

Here’s what I got everyone.

Mary got some clothes that won’t rip when she shape shifts, especially a bra and panty set, this ain’t the fricking summer of love.
Gary got a set of expensive yo yos from Egypt.
Jasmine got the Blue Rays of every single current episode of Supernatural. 
Teddy was given a set of clothes that look exactly like what he wears now, but fire proof and blessed by the church of Bahamut.
Tom … I gave him a $100 gift card to Victoria’s Secret.
Kuwauso, well I got this little fella a few rings that store and play memories, made specifically to fit Otter hands.
Pin got a $100 gift card to iTunes.
Harper was forgiven for the few times I’ve caught him trying to smuggle humans off of Earth.
Brent got a new computer, mostly to replace the one that Pin … murdered.
Fallin … buying presents for this guy is hard, so I asked him where he HASN’T gone and he said Alaska … so I got him a ticket to Alaska.
Cavalt got a hit list with the locations of some powerful vampires I know he’s been hunting … he hugged me for a while.
Sheila was finally paid for everything I haven’t paid for and she was also given some contacts with merchants outside of Earth. 

 Ugh, anyways we sent the trainees home or back to wherever they like to hide out and then we had a great day.
I wrapped a gift for Sammy … put it in my closet, not the one that randomly teleports, but the one in my room. She would have liked being around everyone, hell maybe she was here, astral projecting or whatever.

 So that was our holiday. New Years should be fun, gonna set off some big ones, just gotta make sure it won’t be misinterpreted as an attack.
Have a good one everybody.