#arthur why do i consider you a friend again

Arthur: Hey, if you had to choose between taking a big sum of money or taking me, what would you do?

Theo: Take the money obviously

Arthur: Tch, meanie

Theo: Because I’d be able to convince you to go with me with like a ⅒ of it, you penny-starving hoe. You’re like a tax on my wallet

Arthur: Well, that’s even worse, but you ain’t wrong