#as a doctor and medical provider and physical therapist

I can’t believe I’m writing this PSA, but to fic writers, please stop getting pregnant up the butt.

There’s something we desperately need to talk about and address in fiction tropes across fandom and other forms of media. Specifically in the ABO universe where mpreg is a common theme.

Stop having butt babies.

Listen, I’m all for people writing ABO tropes and having fun, but we need to stop having omegas or whoever else is capable of carrying children as dubbed in the universe getting pregnant through their assholes. I know ABO anatomy and physiology is its own can of worms and there’s so many variations, but please for the love of God STOP having people breed through the assholes. Just give them another passage or something. Because the rectal canal is not conducive to having a uterus entrance or for pregnancy purposes.

I can’t explain to you the amount of risk it entails for embryological development if you’re introducing potential contamination to the uterus like this. In the real world, people with uteruses who are pregnant have to be very cautious and aware of what they’re introducing to the environment while the fetus is developing. The risk of teratogens such as recreational drugs, tobacco or alcohol, medications, and certain infections can cause serious complications to the embryo and mother.

I can only imagine that this all taking place through the rectum and colon in ABO verse opens up even more avenues for potential harmful contaminates and serious risks or complications for the embryo and pregnant person. I can expand on this topic if you want, but this is just my bare minimal plea to you to PLEASE stop the butt babies.

It’s not conducive to successful reproduction or population growth for humanity as a whole. I just know it.

Sincerely, your resident pelvic health therapist.