When you gotta get down on your knees to push everything out…
Hey, um, do you have somewhere I can sit? I’m exhausted from pooping my panties all day, and your lap looks like a great place to to relax and finish going potty
Eating hamburgers makes my tummy hurt, but that’s ok because it gives me an excuse to poo myself in the middle of dinner ☺️
just a lil bulge…