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Eating hamburgers makes my tummy hurt, but that’s ok because it gives me an excuse to poo myse

Eating hamburgers makes my tummy hurt, but that’s ok because it gives me an excuse to poo myself in the middle of dinner ☺️


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Today I was being too lazy to go to the potty and ended up pooping in my white leggings. They may be

Today I was being too lazy to go to the potty and ended up pooping in my white leggings. They may be ruined, but I thought my accident made my butt look cute enough to start this tumblr :)


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Uh oh I got corona

oc-challenges:

WELCOMETOTHEOCPRIDECHALLENGE2022!

Hello, everybody! Welcome to the 2022 oc pride challenge! Before we start, I must say this; randomestfandom’s helped with this challenge as the planning began months ago, but this is the LAST time Maddie will have anything to do with this blog or these challenges. I have now enlisted the help of people I consider much more trustworthy and welcoming for future challenges; @reyskestis​ and @juliaswickcrs​. Now let’s get onto more fun things, the actual challenge… after the rules;

Rules

  • Do not steal other peoples edits!
  • Be kind to everyone!
  • Tag #opc2022 to get your edits reposted on this blog!
  • Don’t tag any edits not related to the challenge with that.
  • This is for LGBTQIA+ ocs only… that’s why it’s the pride challenge.

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so i messed up big time on the original post, this is the updated version. tagging everyone who interacted with the original one so sorry about that, please spread the word!

@delicateblackrose@come-along-pond@curious-kittens-ocs@reyskestis@juliaswickcrs@maddyperiez@itscapokaybye@romanticgumchewer-reactivated@andromeda-and-her-ocs@keypixies@that-demigirl@malice1329@darknightfrombeyond@void-words@honeyandsunflowers@sunlitscrib@johnnmurphy@richitozier@bravelittleflower@stachedocs@0itmelex0@yellowr4nger@hiddenqveendom@stanshollaand@ultrarebelheart@illegalcerebral@claryxjackson@witheringsims@kbeescreams@bzzkills@guardiansofheroes@dancingsunflowers-ocs@jurassicobsessor@magicalmystery-muses@spellbook-gayboy@lenonizi-fics@eleanorstulip@rezdogz@petrichorocs

*procrastinates by writing my sims story*

oopsies

hello y’all! sorry i’ve been completly MIA, my school is hell incaranate!

i’ll try to post more soon!

me, realizing that simon’s phone says it’s 3:20 during the dinner scene: waht

is it 3:20 am and they are just eating dinner super late or is it 3:20 pm and they are crazy and eating dinner incredibly early

i am confusion

I’m an idiot

I kicked a frisbee.

It hurt

Like A LOT

I have bruise because of my stupidity

verfound:

Notes: I thought I was being so clever with the last chapter.  “They’re gonna think I uploaded the wrong chapter,” I thought. “This is gonna be such fun!”  And not even twenty minutes later Quick’s like “so how long is it gonna take Ver to realize she’s tricked herself back into the Loops?”   Y’all’ve got my number.  

(Itried doing this as a sprint fic, bc I was using the “You’ve Got Mail AU” prompt from a few challenges ago, but around 5-6 sprints in I gave up and just wrote the damn thing.   Also desperately trying to convince myself this doesn’t need to be a full-fledged AU – at least not before the three other AUs that came first get done.   )

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 Ch 1|Ch 2|Ch 3|Ch 4|Ch 5 |  Ch 6  |  Ch 7

Princess Heartmaker

Chapter Eight: Oh, My Dreams…it’s Never Quite as it Seems, ‘Cause You’re a Dream to Me

OneLuckyBug: 22:12: omg he’s at it again

OneLuckyBug: 22:12: My walls are shaking how is this legal

OneLuckyBug: 22:13: I have exams tomorrow, star.  It’s almost midnight.  I’m going to murder him.

imightevenBaRockStar22: 22:32: did you call the cops?

OneLuckyBug: 22:32: He finally stopped.

OneLuckyBug: 22:33: Aren’t you anti-police?

imightevenBaRockStar22: 22:33: hey, i have roger raincomprix on speed dial

imightevenBaRockStar22: 22:33: he’s an honorary uncle

OneLuckyBug: 22:34: Liar   Shut up

imightevenBaRockStar22: 22:34: made you smile tho

Marinette’s smile warmed as she stared at the most recent message on her phone.  He really had.

…oops forgot to actually link the chapter

(It should be fixed, but if not: Chapter 8)

Hi Rep. Mike Rogers! We fixed your press release!P.S. Thanks for the advance warning re: your upcomi

Hi Rep. Mike Rogers! We fixed your press release!

P.S. Thanks for the advance warning re: your upcoming plans to ban abortion coverage by making the Hyde Amendment permanent!


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tsukishima: i just ended a ten year relationship

akaashi: oh my gosh, are you okay?

tsukishima: yeah, it wasn’t my relationship

hey sorry I haven’t posted in awhile. I started working as a haunted theme park actor, and I don’t get a ton of free time.

I’m willing to bet that the people who think the Covid-19 pandemic is a hoax and is fake are the same people who say the Holocaust never happened.

Imagine your OTP…

Person 1, rummaging through the pantry at noon: Should I drink this entire bottle of pink moscato?

Person 2: P1, no. Just because we’re quarantined doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to down an entire bottle of pink moscato at noon.

Person 1: What do you mean I shouldn’t drink the entire bottle of pink moscato??? You’re not my parent/mom/dad!

Person 2: oh my god

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