#askbox meme

SIMON | STARTERS
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• look out the window. the stars are going to start singing.
• you haven’t finished your breakfast, little bunny.
• is it going to hurt like lots?
  
• you see, there’s nothing to be scared of.
• hang on. and we’re off!
• and after that, it’s nap time.
  
• i’m feeling sick.
• so little hero, let’s see your hand.
• oh, hey, don’t worry. come on, my bunny.
• you’re not hurt, are you?
• that’s my boy, that’s great!
• you can climb on my back.
• calm down, bunny.
• see, it wasn’t that bad, you’re already better now.
• hey, little rabbit, it’s bath time.
• besides, i’m not a little kid anymore. i can’t play all the time.
• you’re all muddy.
• careful, because a deal’s a deal, you know.
• i’m not sleepy at all.
  
• we’ll build a super castle. that way, we’ll be super safe.
• i have a surprise for you.
• don’t be discouraged, my little bunny.
• did you hurt your knees?
• let’s pass the ball around.
• ouch. it doesn’t look easy.
• no way. monsters don’t really exist.
• all right, then. first one to laugh loses.
• well, well, looks like you’re in tip top shape.
• please open your mouth, stick out your tongue, and say, ah.
• you’re too small.
• if that’s how it’s going to be, i’m not playing anymore.
• you slept outside?
• i’ve got some chewing gum.
• you see, there was no need to worry.
• well, what’s going on, my little rabbit?
  
• no, i really, really hurt myself. ouch.
• but you’re cheating, you can’t do that.
• save me from what? i don’t need saving.
  
• the secret is look straight ahead. whatever you do, don’t look down at your feet.
• you’re playing hide and seek by yourself?
• wait, wait, follow me.
• i found what you were looking for.
• let’s rest for a minute, okay?
• when the tomatoes get bigger, a little elf comes and paints them all red.
• i’m not going to have a good night.
  
• okay, you win. you can come out of your hiding place now.
• you know, you were really brave today and i’m really proud of you.
  
• anyway, it’s time for your snack.
• then, you’ll be able to swim by yourself, like a grown-up.
• oh, my costume is all broken.
• yum, yum, yum. i’m so hungry.
• but don’t wander too far, all right?
• let’s go and look over there.
  
• it’s not a ghost, it’s me.
• why don’t you want to talk to me anymore?
• i’m so scared, i’m so scared.
  
• oh, don’t sulk. here, i’ll give you a hand.
• you’re actually really nice, you know.
• why do you always have to be the boss?
• oh, dear. oh, dear.
• i hurt my hand in the big tree.
  
• i’m never going to do it if you keep being noisy.
• weird? me? no.
  

PARKED | STARTERS
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• it’s like pulling teeth, trying to get anything out of you.
• i’m so sorry, did i give you a fright?
• i won’t say a thing. my lips are sealed and all that.
  
• you don’t approve.
• all it needed was a good cleaning and a bit of a nudge to spring back into life.
• do you talk at all?
• i’m sorry. i should’ve told you.
  
• you know, you’ve nothing to fear from me.
• i probably have too much time on my hands.
• it’s like a city of fireworks that have all exploded at once.
• and in a second, your life can change.
• well? will you fucking answer me?
• i’m going for a walk. i’ll see you later.
• in the middle of the journey of life, i was in a dark wood, for i had lost the true path.
  
• you do know what you’re doing? just asking.
  
• made it in life, me.
• i trusted you!
• have you ever seen a leaf fall off a tree?
• just because somebody blames you or pushes you away, doesn’t mean you should give up.
• that sound familiar? ringing any bells?
• we’ll get you sorted, all in good time.
  
• you’ve done too much to me. there’s no more to give.
• i don’t think i like where this is going.
• what was all that mumbo-jumbo on the phone about?
• have you ever been in the papers?

LOVE / HATE | STARTERS
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• don’t shake your head at me like that, you prick.
• what’s the panic?
• you wait here for me.
• sorry for your trouble, you know, that’s all.
  
• i hear you get nightmares. you know any cure for that?
• you need to talk to someone, you can talk to me.
• we’re always talking about down the road. down the road, we’ll be happy. down the road, it’ll be perfect. but it never is.
• don’t shout at me.
• jesus, what is it now?
  
• i’ll be straight up with you. i don’t give a shit about anyone, man.
• you’re a fucking hypocrite, you know.
• this is bullshit.
• come here to me, sweetheart.
  
• cops are gonna be all over this.
  
• how come you know all this shit?
• come here to me, buddy. you’re all right.
  
• you’re not cut out for the life you’re leading.
• relax, i’ll be back in an hour.
• well, the body has experienced a trauma. body and mind are connected.
• what do you keep smiling for?
• these are whopping nuggets. think they’re made with real chicken.
• it’s good to see you, pal.
• you’re always wanting to blow shit up, aren’t you?
• you’re gonna have to disappear.
• and i asked you and you lied to me, swore blind you didn’t.
• fuck off, will you? don’t be annoying me.
• i’m in a bind, man. i’m in a fucking bind.
• do you understand? that’s trauma.
• hey! i’m in fucking heels here.
• you’re gonna be all right, mate. okay? you’re gonna be all right.
• you should’ve come to me before.
• you’ll be late for your own funeral if you don’t watch it.
  
• you should see your face. you thought i was serious?
• you don’t think it matters ‘cause – ‘cause if someone was a bad person, but it does.
• it’s all bullshit, you know. i’m so fucking tired all the time.
• look, take my hand, go on.
• listen, have a think about it, yeah?
• call the cops. cops come. they don’t come. they never come.
• it’s not fair, turning up like this, it’s not fair.

THE HEALING | STARTERS
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• all i know is it’s better to love, it’s better to love.
• well, whatever you want to be you always sabotage yourself.
• it ain’t bullshit. you’re bullshit.
• i was thinking that you look familiar.
• can’t explain it. some force beyond me.
• but love terrors are such little terrors, aren’t they?
• you’re an ass.
• look, i don’t want you to have any illusions about me, though.
• these are real people. this is how the world is.
• i always look forward to seeing you.
• to think you got mixed up with some joker like that.
• you ever got lost coming to these little out-of-the-way towns?
• it was all for you, not me.
• i really fucked up tonight.
• you’re on friendly terms. maybe even loving terms.
• anyway, i don’t give a good fuck what you do. i don’t know why i put up with you.
• don’t be an ass.
• they can kill you over love as well as politics.
• well, i’m shy as the devil too.
• do you really think we’re birds of the same feather?
• at first i thought we’d work things out, you know. i guess i thought it.
• aw, you got plenty of time to rest and freshen up.
• i started to write you a romantic letter, you know, but i never did. i started to call you, but i didn’t do that either.
• i hardly knew what fucking country i was in most of the fucking time.
• you’re just saying that. you know i like to hear you tell me that i’m good.
• this is the truth of it. the knife fell out.
• why should i mind? you’re looking out for me, right?
• well, they’re real people, real everyday folks, not pretenders, like us.

FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE | STARTERS
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• the future isn’t set in stone. that’s what i always tell myself.
• i’m sick of this! i’m sick of all of this!
• it’s pretty old. be careful.
  
• hold on to this. this anger. okay?
• don’t worry. you’ll feel much better in the morning.
  
• it’s okay, (name), it’s okay.
• promise you’ll come and save me.  
• got all the time in the world. 
• don’t play dumb with me.
• the thing is, this place isn’t safe now. i’m gonna take you somewhere safer, okay?
  
• just try to hang on.
  
• even if we’re not actually related, we’re still a family. a real family, in all the ways that matter.
• almost there, (name). we’re almost there.
• like they say. the only one who’ll look out for you is you.
  
• now turn that thing off and let’s get you to bed, huh?
• every day i went, to wait and to pray.
  
• you owe me a pizza.
• i’m sorry, honey. i wish i didn’t have to. i wish i could be with you all the time, i really do.
• did you have a bad dream?
  
• another day, another struggle. climbing stairs is so much trouble. 
• your friend fought a house?
• today’s your unlucky day, ‘cause i never miss.
• we’re cool. everything’s cool. 
• there is no room for sentiment or guilt.
  
• what’s that weird, sweet smell? and why do i feel so dizzy?
• mister first class. first class asshole!
  
• everyone on tv’s talking about it.
  
• c’mon. aren’t you worried what might happen in there?
• i’ve fought scarier things in my sleep.
  
• that’s what heroes do. they save people.
• ‘’monster burger‘’? they use monster meat!?
  
• about that. we should talk. outside. 
• i miss it. the steel sky.
• you’ll come back, right?
• goddamn you! goddamn you all!
• what the – you okay, buddy?
  
• you should head back to seventh heaven, meet up with the gang.
• band’s back together.
• it’s stupid. i know that crying’s a waste of time.
  
• for real, though, we need to talk victory poses. 
• promise me. don’t let it be for nothing.
• i sometimes have to do bad things.
• some believe the promised land to be a myth. others, an allegory of sorts.
  
• i’ll march through the streets singing your praises – even on an empty stomach.
• if you’re about to unburden yourself, don’t. 
• a whole lot of normal people with families and friends work for shinra. people just trying to support their loved ones as best they can. i know it’s not exactly a revelation, but it’s easy to forget.
• you made it. though, i might not.
  
• okay. and then we kill the son of a bitch.
• it was a lot to deal with, but we were happy.
  
• the news is just another shinra mouthpiece.
  
• you hear that suit? shinra creed my ass. 
• is it our destiny to defy destiny? it’s an interesting question.
• been thinking. was all that necessary?
• i know i need to let go, but i can’t. i need closure, ‘cause without it, i’ll never be able to move on. 
• always happy to help stick it to shinra.
• but through suffering, you will grow strong. isn’t that what you want?
• i’ll be fine. you’ve seen how much ass i can kick. 
• even when you’re all alone, don’t you hear voices whispering secrets?
  
• careful now. that which lies ahead does not yet exist.
• i know we have to think big if we’re going to make a difference, but not like this.
• oh, jeez, (name), if you could see the look on your face…
• it’s a miracle you’ve managed to stay alive this long.
  
• what, you some kind of purist? 
• it was us. we did this. 
• mako’s the essence of life itself. of memory and hope.
• just like you. so suck it up, ‘cause i’m not leaving.
  
• okay. now i’m mad.
• the hell kind of ‘’research‘’ is this.
• once the lights come on, it’s go time.
  
• yeah, have you heard the phrase ‘’living hand to mouth‘’? 
• gotta do my part to clear the path before you steal the show.
• get your ass behind cover! now!
• this place is scary in a lot of ways.
• this had better not get in the way of our plans.
  
• crazy-ass thing made me wanna puke. and not just ‘cause of the presentation, but the content too.
• go in through the back door when the coast is clear.
• got your lethal force right here, asshole! 
• it’s a shame you won’t get to try the midgar special. you would’ve really liked it.
• find something you enjoy and stick with it. put your heart and soul into getting better. it’s as simple as that.
• with your help, we won’t need luck.
• they took everything from us. again.
  
• so i got an idea. frontal assault. guns blazing. make for a good story.
• you wanna explain yourself, partner?

THE WAR I FINALLY WON | STARTERS
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• i love you. i’m sorry. i’m so sorry i didn’t tell you before.
• is there a word for feeling nothing?
• you’ll spend today being quiet and still. you will take naps.
• pneumonia. that’s a sickness in the lungs.
• you need your rest.
• shh. settle down. it’s over. you’re fine.
• have some breakfast. you haven’t eaten.
• my arm hurts. it really hurts. and my head.
  
• you get to be guarded now. you get to feel safe.
  
• but i’m very hurt and very hungry.
• you can know things all you like, but that doesn’t mean you believe them.
• don’t move. help’s coming. you’re going to be okay.
• you’ve been very strong your whole life.
• i banged my head and broke my arm.
• you’re so quiet. i know it’s a shock. what are you thinking?
  
• it’s a friendship present.
• you can know things all you like, and someday you might believe them.
• however you feel is fine.
• but don’t you have any family left?
  
• i know you don’t understand, but i think someday you will.
• you look awful. you need to take care of yourself.
• you’ll be lucky if you haven’t hurt your recovery.
• how badly does it hurt?
• it was very scary, but everything’s fine.
• this isn’t a happy ending. it’s not the worst ending, but it isn’t happy, and i’m sorry for that.

IRON & WINE | STARTERS
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• do you carry the words around like a key or change?
  
• i said, ‘’love is waiting and better days.‘’
• sons are like birds flying upwards over the mountain.
• you’re an angry blade and you’re brave. but you’re all alone.
  
• and the earth is warmer when you laugh.
• we’re both looking for a light in the window of a house. 
• i’ll love you that way. 
• but those sad souvenirs, they end at the fence line and disappear.
• leave me alone, but just don’t leave me here, alright?
  
• some call it talking blues. some call it bitter truth.
• with only hope in your pocket and hell to pay.
• you never tussle with a giant till you can hit him right between the eyes.  
  
• where we break when our hearts are strong enough.    
• mine are sinning hands on a broken windowpane.
• when you dream, you’re back home.
• daddy’s ghost behind you.
• sing me the softest heart i’ve ever heard.  
  
• and cold water for my swollen black eye.
• tell me where all this love fits in the world.
• let’s say it like the sunrise when it’s talking to the fog.
• that sound is loud inside us.
• it’s a cold, cold place in the arms of a thief.
  
• time isn’t kind or unkind, you liked to say.     
• papa died smiling.
• where the faces of our family and friends go on and on.
  
• for all the love you’ve left behind, you can have mine.      
• we can weep and call it singing.
• who the hell can see forever? 
• it’s just too heavy for a superman to lift.
• you’re the prayer inside me.
• some paradises are a bridge too far.

WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS | STARTERS
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• i wouldn’t think too much about this if i were you. it’s not good to hurt like that.
  
• how come your feet are cut and scratched like that?
• sometimes i wonder if all mothers have to go through this.
• you need a haircut.
• do you think god heard my prayer?
• i don’t like to see my little boy hurt like this.
• you should’ve come home.
• it’s just your way of fighting back.
• why don’t you go to bed and get a good night’s sleep.
• my poor little boy.
• i may be wrong, but i call it love. the deepest kind of love.
• there’s more to an education than just reading and writing. 
• it’s a shame that people all over the world can’t have love like that in their hearts.
  
• well, what’s so strange about that?
  
• it’s nothing but a sprained ankle.
• do you feel better now?
• you bet your boots you can.
• something busted loose inside me and i cried a little, too.
• if i didn’t know any better, i’d swear you weren’t sleeping well.
• what do you want to do that for? i’m not sick.
  
• oh, i’m a little tired and sleepy, otherwise i’m fine.
  
• i know this seems terrible and i know how it hurts, but at one time or another, everyone suffers.
• when you’re older, you’ll understand better.
  
• why, you’re worse than a baby. at least they have a little sense.
• what’s the matter? can’t you sleep?  

MYSTIC RIVER | STARTERS
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• take a breath. look at me. 
• you were gonna leave me? without a word? 
• i haven’t had a chance to talk to you all day. 
• my head gets fucked up sometimes. 
• it makes you feel alone, you know, hurting somebody.
• do you want me to leave you alone? 
• i just gotta get my head right. catch a nice, long sleep. 
• it’s three in the morning. where have you been? 
• go ahead, sit down. 
• it just needed to be said, that’s all.
• a fucking tragedy. 
• it’s gonna hurt like hell when it does.
• did you ever think about how just one little choice could change a whole life? 
• we bury our sins here, (name). we wash them clean. 
• who the fuck knows?
• i’m tired of wishing things made sense. 
• this guy tried to mug me, and i swung on him and he sliced me.
• what happened to your hand?
• that’s the way it should be, nobody to bother you in this life. no one fucking with you or your loved ones. 
• ways you can manage to hurt yourself, right?
• days are just good for sleeping through. 
• there was blood everywhere. 
• tough night?
• no more lies, no more secrets.
• once it’s in you, it stays. 

BLOODCHILD & OTHER STORIES | STARTERS
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• you must be lonesome over here by yourself.
• so you got out.
• i don’t go away if you ignore me.
• is it all right for me to love you?
• you sat there looking angry and disgusted, and i was afraid you’d given up on me altogether.
  
• please don’t walk away from me.
• the day you’re sorry for anything…
• you’re better. you’re gaining weight finally.
• it wasn’t hate.
• as little as possible.
• no being rescued, no waking up in a hospital later.
• all right, be quiet.
• it used to scare me when i was little.
• i want you to be safe, too.
• you should have thought about that before you got into the fight.
• good. you need it. when did you last sleep?
• i had to make sure i hung on to you.

IN THE FLESH | STARTERS
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• do you ever get afraid?
• you shrink with age, you know, like dried fruit.
• i hope they find the bastard.
• what’s a little dirt between friends?
• people don’t like snoopers.
• it was a great responsibility, but we shouldered it quite happily.
• you weren’t content with the stories, with what they wrote on the walls.
• it was a good bone to chew over, though.
• things that happen. things you can’t control.
• since when has police procedure made sense?
• down the hall. turn left and left again. 
• that’s why the officers are armed.
• be gentle.
• like a fucking rat.
• so why’s it so important, anyhow?
• you can only cover so many scars with a beard.
• don’t waste your energy. it’s going to be a long night.
  
• i gave up praying the morning my father died.
• nobody tells me what to do. nobody.
  
• i saw my mother. large as life.
• why do they tell lies like that?
• you’ve got the resources. dig around.
• i’ve seen you before. walking by.

A TASTE OF HONEY | STARTERS
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• i have love in my heart.
• you look tired, (name). you need some rest.
• come on, let me run you a bath. get some food in you and lie down.
• maybe you should shut that window and sit down. nothing but trouble out there.
• cat got your tongue?
• need some help.
• yeah, flesh wound.
• stop lying.
• i can’t thank you enough.
• pray with me, right now.
• my way has been rough, but i can’t complain because i brought it on myself.
• you’re just messing with me.
• shhh. did you hear that?
• it won’t be easy, that’s for sure.
• that’s a terrible story.
• sooner or later some shit’s gonna explode.
• i’m going to tell you a couple of things about me.
• better mind your own doorstep and quit creeping around mine.
• why would god hurt me in order to help me?
• you should ask yourself about that.
• i don’t have to think to do that. it comes from my soul.
  
• why are you laughing? we got a serious situation here. 
• shut up or i’ll call the zombies.
• you’re too scared to go up there.

TYRANNOSAUR | STARTERS
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• do you feel better now?
  
• i prayed for you last night.
• it’s not your fault, buddy. it’s not your fault.
  
• how’s your head?
  
• we’ve all done bad things.
• i wanted to say that i’m sorry for yesterday. some of the things i said.
  
• who hit you?
• well, you look like you need to go to the hospital.
• it’s nothing personal.
• that’s bad luck.
• can’t or won’t?
• god loves you. 
• i’ll pray for you.
• will you hold me?
• you’ve brought your shit to my door and i don’t want it.
  
• i feel safe with you.
• do you have any aspirin?
  
• fuck off.
• it’s eleven o’clock.
• doesn’t matter.
• i thought it was funny. 
• are you hiding from somebody? 
• i just wanted to cook something for you to say thank you for looking after me. 
• we all love you.
  
• why are you so angry at god?
• that’s the difference between me and you and the rest of the world. 
  

OF LOVE & DUST | STARTERS
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• who said anything about killing for me?
• i don’t like that kind of talk in here.
• we’re wasting time. 
• you better finish eating there and take yourself a good bath and get yourself some rest.
• one of these saturdays i’m going to fix it. 
• i’ve got some food on the stove if you want to eat. you better if you know what’s good for you. 
• i can’t go on like this.
• you better get yourself some rest, too.
  
• don’t get mad? look at me. look at the blisters on my hands. 
• you think somebody got to kiss your ass to get along with you.
• well, i’m going to take myself a nice nap. 
• you taking a chance by yourself, honey.
• burning up.
• it won’t end good.
• poor son of a bitch.
• that wasn’t a miracle. not even a little miracle.
• don’t stick your tongue out like a snake. 
• put that shit back in your pocket. 
• just want people around here to know i back up my word. 
• what’s stopping you now?
• i got this red handkerchief in my pocket. 
• and you might do that before all this is over with. 
• i don’t want no fucking red handkerchief. 

tiktok sentence starters pt. 2

quotes taken from my liked tiktoks. some may be nsfw

• ‘ you know, men just don’t get lost at sea like they used to. those were the good old days. ‘
  
• ‘ it’s kinda fucked up we stopped doing show and tell right when it was getting good. i was five years old, i didn’t have anything to my name. ‘
• ‘ i swallowed shampoo. probably gonna die. smelled like fruit. that was a lie. ‘
• ‘ i have to show you something what i do. ‘
• ‘ girlboss? no. i am… girl entry level employee. i am girl valued member of the staff. i am… girl shift manager. boss is a lot of responsibility. ‘
• ‘ why do you think i haven’t gotten any sugar daddy requests? am i not hot enough? is it my personality? because i can change if that’s what the sugar daddies want. ‘
• ‘ damn it feels good to be a gangster? more like, damn it feels good to be a husband! i love my wife! ‘
• ‘ men stop sending dms after 10 pm. those hours are for girls with nose rings and bisexuals ONLY. ‘
• ‘ a dm from a man is like an NFT. worthless and i don’t wanna see it. ‘
• ‘ okay, if i met a celebrity right now, i guarantee it’d be a cool experience. it’d be fun, it’d be interesting, you know, i’d shake their hand, i take a picture. i’d tell the story to my friends, whatever. it’d be cool. but if i met a fucking MUPPET? ‘
• ‘ the fact that my girlfriend is taller than me is not a fact at all. it doesn’t have to be. ‘
• ‘ i actually don’t believe that anyone can be 5′10″ that just doesn’t make sense. ‘
• ‘ i’m glad you asked because i have many hobbies. my first one is… eating. then my next one is putting in a ponytail. my third one is going (clicks tongue) and my fourth one is (starts laughing) ‘
• ‘ i don’t think women should be allowed to breastfeed in public not because women shouldn’t be able to do what they want, but because babies should not be allowed in public. ‘
• ‘ strong! willful!illiterate!those are three words that the olympic committee used to describe me before i was removed for biting. ‘
• ‘ to everyone telling me about your crush on me: now is not the time for me to love. i must focus on my fashion career. ‘
• ‘ i don’t know i feel like there’s something real poetic about holding a man by his waist like, you know what? you just might be my bitch, for real. ‘
• ‘ “i’m going to therapy starting monday” you should go to prison. ‘
• ‘ he’s gay but he has a special connection to classical music… there’s many things that are interesting about him. ‘
• ‘ if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy married. happiness comes from cats, not relationships. ‘
• ‘ stop being mad at me for not knowing the make and model of my car, okay? i do not go to a mechanic to be PEPPERED with questions. ‘
• ‘ look, i’m sorry i don’t much about cars. i’m sorry that sometimes you tell me to open the hood and i open the trunk. in my defense, pretty confusing. where’s an elephant trunk? in the front! and where are hoods? hoods are on the BACK of things. ‘
• ‘ who needs a girlfriend when you have a year long criterion subscription?
  
• ‘ i’m gonna do it but still, let’s have a little decorum, okay, let’s have a little respect. ‘
• ‘ everyone’s always like how big are your tits, never how are your big tits? ‘
• ‘ there is nothing wrong with being a grown man and needing a booster seat to drive. ‘
  

• ‘ i like noses. i like big noses. because… because you can kinda like… sit on them. ‘
• ‘ after eight years of dating, you’ll always be my boss baby. but i’d love to make you my queen julian. ‘
• ‘ you might not like it, but this is what the peak male athletic form looks like and there ain’t a fucking thing you can do about it. ‘
• ‘ acappella groups have found new and inventive ways of performing remotely. meanwhile, i found new and inventive ways of ignoring them. ‘
  

BLACK FRIDAY MUSICAL RP MEME

taken from the starkid horror comedy musical black friday (2020). change pronouns/wording as necessary. tw for swearing and mentions of violence and cults

• ‘ you know how i feel about that musical commercial. i don’t like it. ‘
• ‘ god, what even is a cabbage patch kid? it’s like you’re cutting into a head of lettuce and ‘oh shit, a baby!’ it’s like i wanteda salad, but now i have a child. ‘
• ‘ i do not get flashbacks. i remember bad things vividly. ‘
• ‘ he still lights up a room. it’s just less frequently that you catch him in bloom. ‘
  
• ‘ yeah, well, if i don’t support my drinking habit, who will? ‘
• ‘ oh great, now we gotta talk to the imaginary spider from outer space. ‘
• ‘ i’d make a great dad, i’m just saying. ‘
• ‘ i’d say you did your best, but i’m not a liar. ‘
  
• ‘ you know full well why you’re not allowed inside. because you’re not to step within 1,000 feet of a cinnabon, ____. no, i don’t believe that you just want to smell them. ‘
• ‘ that’s called a bribe and it’s illegal! … or it should be. ‘
  
• ‘ and that’s why you disgust me. not because you’re so naive, because you’re so weak. ‘
• ‘ oh my god, it’s a trainwreck. ‘
• ‘ i hope you have your finances in order. get ready for audits, audits up your ears audits in your yinyang, audits out your wazoo! ‘
• ‘ sorry, pal, the price just went up! supply and demand is a wonderful thing! ‘
• ‘  you never should settle for the lifetime that is handed to you. ‘
• ‘ stay back, whoever you are, i have pepper spray, and i use it more than you could ever imagine. ‘
• ‘ i want what everybody wants, to be loved. is that a crime? ‘
• ‘ we’re a fairly small team, just me and a few of my peeps. ‘
• ‘ there are monsters and there are men. ‘
• ‘ what the fuck am i watching? ‘
• ‘  after that, i didn’t go to any more parties. ‘
• ‘ he chased me out of the house and into the woods. he was the one who brought the knife. ‘
  
• ‘ so, ___, you’ve got to forgive yourself. ‘cause if you don’t, how’s anyone ever gonna forgive me? ‘
• ‘ you and i were meant to be something more than a faded memory. ‘
  
• ‘ you don’t look the same at all as i remember. ‘
• ‘ i dislike that word, ____, cult. no, it’s a new and exciting religion that i started. ‘
• ‘ i’ve met god, he had nothing nice to say about you. ‘
• ‘ no, no, guys, while i don’t want you to think for yourselves, i still want you to know what i mean when i say my evil shit, 'kay? ‘
• ‘ aw, don’t worry, kid, we don’t get tricked. we’re grownups. ‘
• ‘ the poorer get poorer, and the rich, well, they just get richer. ‘
• ‘ no, that’s not true, i can’t be evil. i’m a status quo democrat! ‘
• ‘ you’re not dead yet. ‘
• ‘ i’ve had shitty day, and i’d appreciate it if you got that goddamn gun outta my face. ‘
• ‘ they’re all into fortnite, dude. ‘
• ‘ i mean, you’re, like, 40, you probably think your life is over! ‘
• ‘ i failed you once, but i won’t fail again. ‘ 
• ‘ you think this is going to protect you, a magic hat? that’s ridiculous, only dolls are magic! ‘
• ‘ look at you, you’re paralyzed with fear! ‘
• ‘ no. i’m just lining up my shot. ‘
• ‘ you know, i have this kooky, reclusive biology professor. ‘
• ‘ wear a watch. ‘
• ‘ i feel like if we can survive today, we can survive anything. ‘
  

STRANGE TRAILS RP MEME.

DEDICATED SIDE B RP MEME.

taken from carly rae jepsen’s wonderful 2020 album, dedicated side b. alter phrasing where needed.

this love isn’t crazy.

• ‘ who could believe that you’re holding my hand now? ‘
• ‘ another night, i swear i saw you in my dream. ‘
  

window.

• ‘ could you take a compliment? ‘
• ‘ keep a window open for me. ‘
• ‘ please don’t lock the door. ‘
• ‘ i’ll be your special somebody. ‘
  

felt this way / stay away.

• ‘ i can’t stay away. ‘
• ‘ the city’s so hard when you sleep alone. ‘
• ‘ i can’t take much more of your hesitating. ‘
• ‘ if it was only an attraction, how come nobody ever felt this way? ‘
• ‘ if it was only a distraction, how come i can’t stay away? ‘
• ‘ wherever i go, i still see your face. ‘
• ‘ reading your mind‘s getting hard to do. ‘
• ‘ i don’t know where your head is now. ‘

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES RP MEME.

taken from the horror anthology podcast (+bloopers) change pronouns as necessary. may be part 1

• ‘ i was almost beaten to death by an angry goth. ‘
• ‘ i know what a meme is. ‘
  
• ‘ i see why no one takes you guys seriously. ‘
• ‘ look, i know you hate the word, but it was really… spooky. ‘
• ‘ it feels like i’m being watched. ‘
• ‘ even with all the protections you have on, i doubt you can survive them now. ‘
  
• ‘ we’re all secretly allergic to you, ____, it’s just some of us forget to take our antihistamines. ‘
• ‘ if we were all happy that wouldn’t actually be the end of the world. ‘
  
• ‘ how would a melody describe itself when asked? ‘
• ‘ you think i’m a ghost? really?‘
  
• ‘ hello? i see you. show yourself. ‘
• ‘ i don’t think this is a safe job. ‘
• ‘ i don’t want to become a mystery. i refuse to become another goddamn mystery. ‘
• ‘ who am i even sad for? ‘
• ‘ i write poetry and I think the tapes have a sort of… lo-fi charm. ‘
  
• ‘ you see, i am a very restless man .‘
  
• ‘ i must confess, though, i almost enjoyed watching you scurry around. ‘
  
• ‘ why do you do that? push the skeptic thing so hard!? ‘
• ‘ oh, sorry didn’t mean to disturb you while you were being suspicious. ‘
  
• ‘ it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central london. ‘
• ‘ i know! i know. i was trying to lighten the mood. ‘
• ‘ there is something in this place, and it’s messing up our heads. ‘
  
• ‘ because i am not crazy. and that is not the same woman i met before! ‘
• ‘ planning a little light arson, are we, ____? ‘
• ‘ you hurt my feelings earlier. i want you to shake my hand. ‘
• ‘ i lied. ‘
• ‘ what brings you down to the dungeons? your office just too full of joy? ‘
• ‘ and i was trying so hard to be polite. ‘
• ‘ you’re suspicious and resentful, right? welcome aboard. ‘
  
• ‘ you may believe yourself to have friends, to have confidantes, but in the end, all they are is something for you to watch, to know, and ultimately to discard. ‘
• ‘ am i… ___, am i still human? ‘
  

Send “It’s hard to explain.” for the reverse! (Whichever mythical creature you choose is up to the mun.)