#attack on titan incorrect quotes
Erwin: Looks like it’s time to move on to Plan 2.
Levi: Don’t you mean Plan B?
Erwin: The would insinuate that I only have twenty-six plans.
Levi: Hey I lost my friend Hanji. Can I make an announcement?
Cashier: Yea sure
Levi: Goodbye you little shit
Bertholdt: Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?
Reiner: All the time. When you look good, you get used to it.
Bertholdt:
Flight attendant: Now before we take off please make sure all small items are secure <3
Hanji to Levi: Hey, do you feel safe
Levi: Fuck you
Hanji: we all know you’re in love with him.
Levi: i’m not in love with Eren, shut up
Erwin: they never said who.
Levi:
Hanji:
Erwin:
Levi: listen–
Eren: i want to change the world.
Armin: for the better?
Eren:
Armin: answer me.
Hanji: i saw Levi and Zeke hugging each other
Hanji: and then i looked closely. they were actually choking each other. well, that makes more sense.
Eren: So what am I to you?
Levi: An unavoidable irritation.
Eren: ….so your boyfriend?
Bertholdt: are you ok?
Reiner: i’m gonna start charging people money to ask me that.
Reiner: I work out for exactly two reasons:
Reiner: To give better hugs
Reiner: So I can hold any type of animal like it’s a baby.
Levi: Why are all these little monsters running around?
Erwin: I believe the politically correct term is “children”
Jean: you’re blocking the view
Eren: fuck you i am the view
Eren: before i fell in love with you i thought my attraction to men was only physical
Levi: so you were gay… then you realized you are… gayer
Reiner: might fuck around and let nature reclaim me
Jean: does this mean you’re going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while
Reiner, already lying on the floor, covered in dirt: idk man
Eren: If I were to kiss you, would you kiss me back?
Levi: Come over here and find out.
Eren: Is that an invitation or a promise?
Levi: It’s a threat.
Levi: *pulls out knife* Kiss me.
Eren: …
Armin: Eren is losing a lot of blood! He needs a transfusion, what’s his blood type?
Mikasa, digging through a medkit: B positive
Armin: I’M TRYING BUT HE’S LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD
Levi: we all have our demons
Levi: [puts hand on Eren’s shoulder]
Levi: this one’s mine
Reiner: Bertholdt and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Bertholdt: We what.
Levi: Vodka for me…*points to Eren* and a capri sun for him
Eren: Levi, I’m 19 years old
Eren: I can order my own capri sun
Hange:Have you eaten already?
Levi:Yes
Levi’s stomach: * growls *
Hange: Now forgive me for being sceptical, but what exactly did you eat?
Levi:* slowly turns to Hange *
Levi:Eren’s ass
I DROPPED MY PHONE WTF WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
Levi: I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired, I’ll be fine
Eren: But baby, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come here and let me curl up in your strong arms so I can feel whole again
Levi:
Levi: Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Eren: Is it working?
