#auspol
New PM just dropped
Fucking bye
national treasure Antony Green starting to tentatively call Labor (minority, with suddenly powerful greens and independents) government
bit drunk, I can go to bed now
ahahah GOOD
oh dang Queensland is loving the Greens
I am begging the universe to give me one thing tonight and that’s Peter Dutton losing his seat
fuck yes Antony Green’s time to shine
The mood in australia right now:
L+ ratio + you are no longer the prime minister of australia + you shat yourself at engadine maccas
Things other countries might not know about Australian elections:
- Voting is compulsory. The punishment for not voting is a $20 fine. There is no punishment for vandalising your vote, handing in a blank ballot, or just showing up , having you name crossed off and leaving again.
- However, if you don’t enrol to vote when you turn 18, our data systems aren’t sophisticated enough to catch you.
- The Liberal Party is right wing and the Labor Party is left wing.
- Because we have compulsory voting, the major parties tend to aim to appeal to undecided centrallist voters. People with fixed political beliefs (most people) are kind of taken for granted. This is very boring but it keeps our politics from getting as polarised as other countries where parties aren’t just trying to win over voters but also to motivate their bases to come out and vote.
- Voting happens mostly at schools and community centres.
- Parties send volunteers to hang out at polling places and try convince people to vote their way. But things stay pretty polite because Australians find enthusiasm to be suspect.
- Once you cross a certain line to enter the poling place those people have to leave you alone.
- Schools and charities will sell things like homemade cakes and BBQ sausages in bread as a fundraiser.
- The sausages are called ‘democracy sausages’ and taste just slightly of democracy.
- You can also do a postal vote and vote in the days before election day at certain places.
Hope this helps.
Before all of my non-Australian followers unfollow me today, please be reminded that the Australian Liberal Party is our group of crazy right wing nut jobs in power, not actual liberals.
for those who don’t know shit about australian politics
- Our current Prime Minister, Scott Morrison AKA ScoMo AKA Scotty from Marketing, best known for making the worst fucking tourism campaign in Australian history and for leaving on a Hawaiian vacation while our country burned (and then blaming it on his family), will not be Prime Minister any longer.
- His party, the LNP, could win literally every remaining seat up for grabs and still not reach majority.
- It’s currently unclear whether the other major party leader, Anthony “Albo” Albanese, will be able to form a clear majority. If not, this will result in a hung parliament.
- In this case, Albo will have to form alliances with independents and smaller parties to form a minority government.
- The “crossbench” (our name for seats held by anyone other than the major two parties) is looking heavily progressive, with the Greens and independent candidates running on policies of climate action doing well.
- Fuck ScoMo, I hope the door hits his ass on the way out.
Also, didn’t Scomo shit his pants in a McDonald’s parking lot?
I’ve been dating an Australian for three years and this is what I’ve learned.
Never forget
Federal election 2022 live updates: ABC projects Labor to win government, Anthony Albanese to be next prime minister
Live: Anthony Albanese to become next prime minister as teal independents take safe Liberal seats
You guys I’m SOBBING ALL MY DREAMS SRE COMING TRUE
What, you mean that Morrison lost the women vote? Who would have guessed.
Well, not all women. He’ll always have Jenny.
This is what they call silent politics I guess.
Federal election 2022 live updates: ABC projects Labor to win government, Anthony Albanese to be next prime minister
Live: Anthony Albanese to become next prime minister as teal independents take safe Liberal seats
You guys I’m SOBBING ALL MY DREAMS SRE COMING TRUE
have been actioning in kooyong outside frydo’s office recently w some others and the amount of support for monique ryan is astounding. esp in a seat that labor doesnt even bother running in! my wildest dream is a labor minority government with green and teal independents in balance of power…
In order to get the Prime Ministership, Turnbull has agreed to leave the Liberal’s position on Gay Marriage and Climate Change unaltered. Two key areas, where he has vehemently disagreed with Tony Abbott. The Liberal Party is still the same racist, homophobic, climate change denying claptrap with a now charismatic articulate exterior.
The idea that our compassion and solidarity for our fellow human beings ends at an artificial line carved up by rich old white men is despicable. This is the biggest refugee crisis that our world has faced since WW2 and I can only hope that from Europe to Australia to America, we open our homes and give refuge to the millions of vulnerable desperate people fleeing their war-torn homelands.