#aziphale

*Crowley about to leave the book shop*

Aziraphale: There’s a pandemic going on, we cannot go outside dear boy!

Crowley who knew about the virus because hell made it and didnt tell Aziraphale so he would have an excuse to stay inside and cuddle with his angel: Ah truly unfortunate, how do you like your tea?

Hastur had to have eventually killed that man

We know that God must have them confess after 6000 years and is just like fuck it I’ll let them have this