#bad steven universe theories
Ronaldo was wrong about everything?!?!
The best episodes are the Ronaldo episodes
The show will go on forever until it becomes unprofound or unfunny, like Family Guy, then keep going
Steven and Connie won’t end up together
Cows exist
Sunstone has their own let’s play channel and the reason why Steven has a ps2 in the movie now is because Sunstone bought it with the money they made from their latest Minecraft stream
Sans is ness
spinel’s true form is a eel
Steven is secretly a janitor, because he is always cleaning up everybody else’s messes
Rose was gonna go back for Spinel but she hit her head and forgot she was Pink Diamond
