#balam sicirue

Balam: Valac has failed this practical exam horribly. Please tell her to read the instructions carefully next time.

Kalego: Bold of you to assume she can read.

Robin: Are you sure you aren’t dating Balam?

Kalego: If I am, I certainly wasn’t informed of it

Raim: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you

Kalego: Ask me why I love you

Balam: Ok, why do you love me?

Kalego, pulling out a two hundred slide presentation: I’m glad you asked

Kalego: I used to be a very happy person, like a few months ago, before I met you

Robin: You used to be happy?

Dali, to Balam: Was Kalego ever happy?

Balam: When?

Dali: That’s what I’m saying!

Kalego: No one ever believes me