#naberius kalego
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Balam: Valac has failed this practical exam horribly. Please tell her to read the instructions carefully next time.
Kalego: Bold of you to assume she can read.
Robin: Are you sure you aren’t dating Balam?
Kalego: If I am, I certainly wasn’t informed of it
Raim: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you
Kalego: What are you doing with your life?
Clara: It’s a surprise
Robin: Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere
Kalego: Well, it got me into the Sarcasm World Championship in Peru in ‘98
Robin: Really?
Kalego: No
Kalego: Ask me why I love you
Balam: Ok, why do you love me?
Kalego, pulling out a two hundred slide presentation: I’m glad you asked
Kalego: Your existence is confusing
Robin: How so?
Kalego: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me
Robin: What’s the weirdest thing the kids have ever asked you?
Kalego: “What is your favorite leg?”
Kalego: I used to be a very happy person, like a few months ago, before I met you
Robin: You used to be happy?
Dali, to Balam: Was Kalego ever happy?
Balam: When?
Dali: That’s what I’m saying!
Kalego: No one ever believes me
And… It was renewed.
Mairimashita! Iruma-kun, Chapter 219, Naberius Kalego’s 13 hours: Final Part
