itsmurdoc:

You are cordially invited to the Kingsman Fandom’s Second Annual Death Denial

Please proceed with standard headcanon protocol and carry on.

footballdaydream:

Merry Christmas everyone.

enciodas:

dumb bi idiot blunders her way into the harem route without even realizing it

just-shower-thoughts:

Security at every level of airport is insane until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s like take whatever bag you want.