#bdsm humor
I like them to have some skills, no total dummies. I don’t want to hire someone every time my plane needs fixed.
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Coming back from a road trip with your buds that you had to pay for yourself, with no one to unpack your shit and rub your shoulders.
Time to wash my sex toys
*puts girlfriend in the tub*
I feel like the dog just made an incredibly witty, sexy, joke about his bitch and is now mugging for the camera.
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For all my East Coast followers.
It ain’t all bad in the snow!
The “sluts of winter” calendar is coming along nicely.
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Relax
Is it just me or is that fruit basket super distracting? I’m sure her slave meant well, but not once have I been enjoying a bubbly jacuzzi while a slave waits on me and thought “Damn, I could really go for a whole watermelon right now.”
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