#go fetch
Thu, 06 Sep 2018 14:24:19
Tue, 20 Oct 2015 09:36:24
Fri, 18 Nov 2016 19:59:38
Today on my way to work I passed one of those tacky sock stores. They had socks in the window that said “If you can read this, fetch me a glass of wine” and honestly that’s genius but was surprising to see hanging in a display window. I ended up getting a little turned on and called a friend with a crush on me and made her drive two hours to massage my feet and then sent her away. Sometimes I just feel a little drunk with power.
Fri, 26 Jan 2018 14:24:05
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Tue, 17 Nov 2015 19:12:26
Sat, 08 Nov 2014 14:24:30
U threw it again,
For me to go get,
But whether I’ll fetch it,
Ain’t such a sure bet.
Not I sayin I wanna,
Not sayin I don’t,
So maybe I will…
…but probably won’t.