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I’m watching sooo many romcoms lately wow

It chapter 2 spoiler

I was in the theatre and when Aldult Richie is re-carving the R+E. A guy in the theatre was like “oh he likes men!” And I nearly choked on my pop

week four: twinning!

the losers club with their stand-in counterpart losers!

thanks so much to benny, gage, dante, christian, mikal, leonard, and nataliya!

My emotional thoughts at 3 AM:

Richie and Eddie are in love and NO ONE CARES ANYMORE…

And then I cry

stan, about the losers: your existence is confusing

bill: how so?

stan: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me

ben: is eddie always like this when he loses?

bill: oh yes, you should have been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 1985

eddie: you bumped the table and you know it!

richie: can I have a piece of cake from the fridge?

mike: what’s the rule?

richie, sighing: no cake after dinner…

mike: no that’s Ben’s rule. my rule is that you need to bring me a slice too

bev: ace of spades!

stan, plays an uno card: draw four!

ben, plays a sorry card: sorry not sorry, back to start.

richie: pikachu! I choose you!

mike: WHAT ARE WE EVEN PLAYING

eddie, angrily: that’s it

bill:what

eddie: you’re officially uninvited to my wedding

bill: you mean our wedding?

eddie: yes that would be correct, you’re not coming

bill: how would that even work

eddie: how do I make a date really romantic?

bev: try being mysterious

eddie: got it

(later with stan)

stan: so where are we going?

eddie: none of your fucking business

mike, entering his room: *turns on the lights* ah! how did you get in here?!

richie, on the bed sipping a caprisun: someone said gay beetlejuice three times and I magically appeared.

richie, head in stan’s lap: tell me I’m pretty?

stan, lovingly looking down at him: you’re pretty fucking annoying, is what you are

richie, dramatically falling in ben’s arms: I don’t know how much longer I’ve got…

ben: at the rate you’re bleeding? decades.

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