#best song lyrics
“You could meet someone you like”
He looks so shy aw
The belt buckle
Friend 1: Hey! I heard you fell out with Person, how’s that going?
Me: Perhaps fuck off might be too kind
Friend 2:Stop
Me:..The world cause I wanna get off with you
Friend 1:..I saw this coming from the start..
Friend 2: Noo not you too
Me: It’s spreading
Friend 2: *slams head on table*
Me: Well, see you later innovator
(via cinnamonmouse8)
“A helter skelter round her little finger and I ride it endlessly..”
“I think you should know you’re his favourite worst nightmare”
“I’ve been wondering whether later when you tell everybody to go, will you pour me one for the road?”
“Crawlin’ back to you..”
Remember when you used to be a rascal?
Fluorescent Adolescent ~ Arctic Monkeys
Do Me A Favour ~ Arctic Monkeys