#bianca davri
- Cannot say the name ‘Bianca’ in a British accent
- Has clearly never seen Eastenders
We never got to see Hawke and the da2 bunch get introduced to Bianca because she would show up and every single one of them would think Varric made a deal with a desire demon to make Bianca into a ‘real girl’ or some shit and Varric - who is incapable of not being a bastard sometimes - would hide the crossbow and get Bianca to play along and chaos absolutely would ensue
Like Dorian and Bull are just gonna go 'huh! The girl he named the cross bow after, you must be very special hm?’
Whereas Hawke is gonna go AAAAAAAA YOUR CROSSBOW IS A WOMAN NOW VARRIC WHAT HAPPENED??????
