#dragon age ii
I know. Hawke getting left in the Fade and the Kirkwall Krew going to save them is usually full of angst but can you imagine how fucking funny it would be if the squad learned their dumbass friend was trapped in the Fade and instead of angst they all dropped their diamondback hands made some bets and left to go get Hawke like this
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We never got to see Hawke and the da2 bunch get introduced to Bianca because she would show up and every single one of them would think Varric made a deal with a desire demon to make Bianca into a ‘real girl’ or some shit and Varric - who is incapable of not being a bastard sometimes - would hide the crossbow and get Bianca to play along and chaos absolutely would ensue
Like Dorian and Bull are just gonna go 'huh! The girl he named the cross bow after, you must be very special hm?’
Whereas Hawke is gonna go AAAAAAAA YOUR CROSSBOW IS A WOMAN NOW VARRIC WHAT HAPPENED??????
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: without fail, in each game, The Deep Roads are my favorite.
i can pinpoint the moment he received The Lip Scar with almost mathematical precision
‘i want to be a dragon’ remains the single greatest response to any question posed when your sibling has just died a traumatic death and you see a dragon turn into a distressingly hot old lady in from of you, thank u purple hawke
“who are you fighting for, warrior?”