#blus queue
okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship
the whiplash of these notes
Reading the notes like
I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this
Some achievement/feat ideas
“Yep, Still Does Nothing To Me”
Kill Elon Musk with a poison laced marijuana jointAmazon Grace
Snipe Jeff Bezos from the church towerActually, Tesla Was The Doctor
Steer Elon Musk’s self-driving Tesla to run him overPrime Delivery
Kill Jeff Bezos by dropping a grenade through the chimney into his roomI Like This Color Way Better
Cause Elon Musk’s gory death by removing the forklift safety guidelinesYou Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
Throw Jeff Bezos into his 10,000 Year ClockAlexa, Kill This Clown
Electrocute Jeff Bezos with his own Amazon AlexaJust Like His Kars
Launch Elon Musk into spaceSpac-Ex
Actually, let Grimes launch Elon Musk into spaceWage Against The Machine
Let Jeff Bezos be trampled to death by the angered mobAppease the Masses
Guillotine both targets
“Despite passing decades, ‘environmental awareness’ is still presented as recent. Patrick Pouyanné, CEO of Total, said on 9 February that the past year had been one of ‘growing awareness of the fragility of the planet’, a statement he had already made in 2015. It’s a trick of the trade: a new awareness in order to exculpate one’s past actions. And it regurgitates a popular cliché: the same newspapers that are celebrating 2020 as the ‘year of awareness’ already attributed this epithet to 2018 (heat wave), 2015 (Paris COP) and 2011 (Fukushima). As far back as 1970, the US Congress declared that the coming decade would be one of ‘awareness’. This trope has been used after every disaster for almost two centuries.”
- Jean-Baptiste Fressoz, The Rhetoric of Climate ‘Awareness’
is the Devil’s Tramping Ground like. a widely known thing outside of North Carolina? b/c it’s funny as fuck, it’s this circle of dirt that supposedly nothing will grow in and it’s b/c the devil stomps around there or whatever. allegedly ppl have tried camping there and woke up miles away
it’s literally just a patch of dirt that ppl are scared of. that being said, i would not go there if asked b/c while i am not superstitious, i am a little stitious
*Tamp Tamp*
The Devil: ah I see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
Okay someone asked me earlier “Hey CT, you study the occult for a living, off the top of your head, what’s the most popular form of the occult in today’s world?”
Pseudo-nutrition. Bar none. A massive amount of the fad dieting world goes beyond simple misinformation and ignorance and full on into a systemized non-scientific theory of anatomy and nutrition that 100% qualifies as magic. If you replace the term “toxins” with “evil ghosts” half of these blogs would sound like sumerian curse tablets.