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headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

mrspider:

mrspider:

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

the whiplash of these notes

Reading the notes like

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

chefpyro:

pochowek:

Some achievement/feat ideas

“Yep, Still Does Nothing To Me”
Kill Elon Musk with a poison laced marijuana joint

Amazon Grace
Snipe Jeff Bezos from the church tower

Actually, Tesla Was The Doctor
Steer Elon Musk’s self-driving Tesla to run him over

Prime Delivery
Kill Jeff Bezos by dropping a grenade through the chimney into his room

I Like This Color Way Better
Cause Elon Musk’s gory death by removing the forklift safety guidelines

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
Throw Jeff Bezos into his 10,000 Year Clock

Alexa, Kill This Clown
Electrocute Jeff Bezos with his own Amazon Alexa

Just Like His Kars
Launch Elon Musk into space

Spac-Ex
Actually, let Grimes launch Elon Musk into space

Wage Against The Machine
Let Jeff Bezos be trampled to death by the angered mob

Appease the Masses
Guillotine both targets

#twitter sucks cause you wouldnt be able to post this there

right-2-rebel:

“Despite passing decades, ‘environmental awareness’ is still presented as recent. Patrick Pouyanné, CEO of Total, said on 9 February that the past year had been one of ‘growing awareness of the fragility of the planet’, a statement he had already made in 2015. It’s a trick of the trade: a new awareness in order to exculpate one’s past actions. And it regurgitates a popular cliché: the same newspapers that are celebrating 2020 as the ‘year of awareness’ already attributed this epithet to 2018 (heat wave), 2015 (Paris COP) and 2011 (Fukushima). As far back as 1970, the US Congress declared that the coming decade would be one of ‘awareness’. This trope has been used after every disaster for almost two centuries.”

- Jean-Baptiste Fressoz, The Rhetoric of Climate ‘Awareness’

classychassiss:

dearbisexual:

dearbisexual:

is the Devil’s Tramping Ground like. a widely known thing outside of North Carolina? b/c it’s funny as fuck, it’s this circle of dirt that supposedly nothing will grow in and it’s b/c the devil stomps around there or whatever. allegedly ppl have tried camping there and woke up miles away

it’s literally just a patch of dirt that ppl are scared of. that being said, i would not go there if asked b/c while i am not superstitious, i am a little stitious

*Tamp Tamp*

The Devil: ah I see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

normal-horoscopes:

Okay someone asked me earlier “Hey CT, you study the occult for a living, off the top of your head, what’s the most popular form of the occult in today’s world?”

Pseudo-nutrition. Bar none. A massive amount of the fad dieting world goes beyond simple misinformation and ignorance and full on into a systemized non-scientific theory of anatomy and nutrition that 100% qualifies as magic. If you replace the term “toxins” with “evil ghosts” half of these blogs would sound like sumerian curse tablets.

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