#what a time to be alive

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whatevergreen:

“… “I’m taking action because I feel desperate,” said U.S. climate scientist Peter Kalmus, who along with several others locked himself to the front door of a JPMorgan Chase building in Los Angeles. A recent report found that the financial giant is the biggest private funder of oil and gas initiatives in the world.

“It’s the 11th hour in terms of Earth breakdown, and I feel terrified for my kids, and terrified for humanity,” Kalmus continued. “World leaders are still expanding the fossil fuel industry as fast as they can, but this is insane. The science clearly indicates that everything we hold dear is at risk, including even civilization itself and the wonderful, beautiful, cosmically precious life on this planet. I actually don’t get how any scientist who understands this could possibly stay on the sidelines at this point.” …”

Long time, no personal posts; me yesterday hanging out with my nephew (sisters bearded dragon).

Still alive, by some miracle.

maguires:WILL SMITH, CHRIS ROCK━ 94th Annual Academy Awards (March 27, 2022)maguires:WILL SMITH, CHRIS ROCK━ 94th Annual Academy Awards (March 27, 2022)maguires:WILL SMITH, CHRIS ROCK━ 94th Annual Academy Awards (March 27, 2022)

maguires:

WILL SMITH, CHRIS ROCK
━ 94th Annual Academy Awards (March 27, 2022)


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aurelionmoon:

elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

i can never face my family again

SO NOBODY WAS GONNA TELL ME THEY REFERENCED MY POST IN THE WE BARE BEARS MOVIE HUH

THEY FUCKING WHAT

I’m so glad Our Flag Means Death (2022) is a thing that exists right now
Truly been a gift, bless sir Waititi and Jenkins and Darby and all them
Truly unmatched

pockopeas:

dzamie:

pockopeas:

pockopeas:

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like “ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we’re better then them” as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

y34h, 4t l34st on th1s s1t3 you c4n t3ll th4t th3 p3rson h4s 4 p4rt1cul4r, mor3 4nnoy1ng r34son to typ3 l1k3 th1s

i want to you to eat deodorant

So what you’re saying is TikTok rediscovered LEET speak.

i am here for the memes right now

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not exactly the best person to have representing brittana shippers but never would have imagined i’d ever see a scene in a tv show where a character waxed poetic about brittana and how amazing their love is lmao


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classychassiss:

dearbisexual:

dearbisexual:

is the Devil’s Tramping Ground like. a widely known thing outside of North Carolina? b/c it’s funny as fuck, it’s this circle of dirt that supposedly nothing will grow in and it’s b/c the devil stomps around there or whatever. allegedly ppl have tried camping there and woke up miles away

it’s literally just a patch of dirt that ppl are scared of. that being said, i would not go there if asked b/c while i am not superstitious, i am a little stitious

*Tamp Tamp*

The Devil: ah I see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

ahhhhhh holby did right by berena can u believe????

anyway if anyone feels like rewatching the episode then definitely do not click this link it will definitely not take you to a 720p stream of the episode bc that would obvsly be wrong and illegal so 

A surgeon who wants to keep their patient from passing out during bloodletting should make them stic

A surgeon who wants to keep their patient from passing out during bloodletting should make them stick their middle finger down their throat and vomit.

Oh, and if they do pass out? The surgeon should pinch the patient’s nose and cover their mouth until they startle awake, gasping for air.


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a-good-omen:

“gays go to hell” factoid actually just statistical error. average gay goes to heaven. Gay Castiel, who was sent to super mega ultra hellx1000 after confessing gayness, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Are you guys ready for this? Nah, you ain’t ready for this. This is by far the most amazing animated

Are you guys ready for this? Nah, you ain’t ready for this. This is by far the most amazing animated films I have seen this year. I’m so excited for you all to see it. See it once, take your friends, and then go see it again. What an amazing piece of art! What an amazing piece of culture. What at time to be alive! 


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