#bonus points if billy actually gets adopted by constantine

I love Billy being constantly adopted, so au where Shazamily!Billy, Superfam!Billy, Batfam!Billy, and Still-Homeless!Billy all meet each other.

Homeless keeps the name Billy, Shazam goes by Marvel, Batfam is exclusively called Batson because the others think it’s hilarious, Superfam goes by Captain.

Ten bucks says it ends in an adoption war to who gets to drag (a very reluctant) Little™ Billy home with them, cuz that’s just the natural progression of things.