#book spoilers sorta
ishamael: philosophy professor that read an unhealthy amount of nietzsche
asmodean: for some reason thought that being a pianist was going to make him famous
aginor: read frankenstein and completely misinterpreted the story
mesaana: the terror of the ethics committee
semirhage: never heard of the hippocratic oath
graendal: got tired of hearing others people problems so she became the problem
sammael: shorter than lews therin
lanfear: the search for fame went to far
be'lal: couldn’t buy a gun so decided to buy swords
demandred: only know one emotion, envy
moghedien: the reason everybody hate economists
balthamel: read the geneva conventions and decided to do the opposite
rahvin: invented gaslighting during the age of legends