#all true

ilyenamoerelle:

ishamael: philosophy professor that read an unhealthy amount of nietzsche

asmodean: for some reason thought that being a pianist was going to make him famous

aginor: read frankenstein and completely misinterpreted the story

mesaana: the terror of the ethics committee

semirhage: never heard of the hippocratic oath

graendal: got tired of hearing others people problems so she became the problem

sammael: shorter than lews therin

lanfear: the search for fame went to far

be'lal: couldn’t buy a gun so decided to buy swords

demandred: only know one emotion, envy

moghedien: the reason everybody hate economists

balthamel: read the geneva conventions and decided to do the opposite

rahvin: invented gaslighting during the age of legends

partyinthemysterymachine:

greenheart-anon:

@apocokat​

jaredpadaleckigetscalledbabygirl:

unclefather:

tik tok famous: money and brand deals

youtube famous: money and brand deals

twitter famous: blue check mark and money and brand deals

tumblr famous: someone sends your dad death threats because you said the guys from supernatural would have sex if they weren’t brothers

this has been my experience as well

starcrossed-sky:

thepioden:

awed-frog:

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feelit if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

Cake: eh it’s probably fine

bifey:

bifey:

bifey:

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

no youre right. youre absolutely right

sun-rot:

dragon age is like the gateway drug to other fantasy rpgs, it’s like “oh look at this awesome looking fantasy rpg about traveling with companions and saving the world” and then all the sudden your stuck with heartbreak and an empty soul and get sucked into pillars of eternity, divinity original sin, mass effect, and baldurs gate, and ur just like… what the heck happened…

mondhound:

mondhound:

I just walked i to riften and every npc started attacking the Riften Guards???? What is going on???

You know what, that’s true

leeenuu:

(x)

gideontheeninth:

Adam is NOT the fun aesthetic witchboy he’s just a high strung weirdo who also has psychic powers. he’s not gonna put cute crystals in his dorm room he’s gonna go to a party he doesn’t want to go to at Harvard, not even drink but get freaked out and accidentally scry into the mirror while having an identity crisis in the bathroom

faerociousbeast:

random danganronpa v3 headcanons

• korekiyo is insanely good at jenga
• also. he really likes doing origami
• kirumi does too!! she and kiyo are friends and they have tea sometimes in the evenings and make origami while just talking about whatever
• kokichi is the resident rick roller
• angie makes those aesthetic moodboard things on pinterest
• angie has a really high spice tolerance
• rantaro has a collection of travel stickers he puts on his suitcases
• ryoma does not get cold at all and he’ll go outside in winter wearing his usual leather jacket and everyone loses their mind
• british shuichi rights
• gonta also knows the meanings behind flowers :))
• bugs like flowers also its gentlemanly to give them to people!!
• kaito makes wishes at 11:11
• miu watches kids shows!!!
• on friday nights she’ll totally tell herself she’ll stay up all night binge watching netflix kids shows
• but she’ll fall asleep super quick…
• unfortunately she hasnt invented something to let you watch tv while sleeping yet
• tsumugi likes knee socks and knee boots and stuff!!! all crazy patterned.
• kaede’s favourite piano is white, and she doodled on it over the years!! its very pretty now
• maki likes climbing trees and chilling on the branches
• kirumi likes taking spa days with face masks and stuff, shes really good at giving them to others too
• himiko has like. a collection of blankets on her bed she seriously sleeps with so many