#brotzly
todd: This spider is more scared than you
dirk*standing on the table*: oh right? Did he tell you that?!
todd: is it legal?
dirk: as long as there are no cops around, everything is legal
dirk: Did you know that dogs have endless eyebrows?
dirk: They are completely covered with eyebrows.
dirk: They are walking eyebrows.
dirk: They are eyebrows.
todd: It’s 3 a.m., what the hell?
dirk: I have some good and bad news.
todd:so…
dirk: the cat broke your mug
todd: but we don’t have a cat …
dirk: this is good news. Meet the Fluffy
todd: How did you find me?
dirk: The stars brought me to you
todd:Seriously?
dirk: Lol no. You are the only one who can cry so loudly “fuck”. It was easy
dirk:*enters the room*
todd:*putting on sunglasses* damn, I did not know that there were two suns on the earth
me: *looks up Brotzly fanfics at 1 am*
my FBI agent: Dear God not this again
amanda: How was the honeymoon?
todd: Dirk got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
todd: He said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.
waiter: what will you order?
dirk: milk chocolate shake and two straws, please
todd: oh Dirk, you’re so romant….
dirk*stuffing both straws into his mouth*: see how I can drink quickly!
farah: Oh, someone’s child painted a giraffe near your house!
todd: But we have no neighbors with children …
dirk gritting his teeth: It’s an alpaca!
dirk:*does something stupid*
todd: please remind me why I fell in love with him?
dirk:*smiles*
todd: oh, exactly
✨ brotzly band ✨
i started this drawing on my second watch-through. i love the jam session daydream scene so much. dghda x music is my favorite!!
Super Cool!
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