cannot believe it has been an entire year since socially distanced dirk? amanda brotzman please know that i miss you

a third brotzman sibling who is bisexual and wears hoodies a lot to go with the leather jacket bisexual brotzman and the denim jacket bisexual brotzman that we already have

HI DIRK GENTLY FANDOM WHAT ON EARTH DID I MISS WHY IS THERE NEW CONTENT

I had a vision of the Dirk Gently gang if they all grew up on the same little neighborhood. Imagine the absolute chaos.

Amanda is contemplating fratricide in the backseat being forced to watch this weird ass behavior. Amanda’s follow up text to Farah under the cut

dirk: I accidentally scratched Todd’s guitar. How long do you think I have to fix this?

amanda:ten

dirk:ten?

amanda:nine

amanda: what kind of assholes are photographed near the car that crash into a tree?

farah:*gets a message from Dirk, in which he and Todd pose near the wrecked car* our assholes

amanda: How was the honeymoon?

todd: Dirk got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

todd: He said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

farahs-girlfriend:

pizzadeliverypriest:

farahs-girlfriend:

everythingremainsconnected:

farahs-girlfriend:

farahs-girlfriend:

If Dirk Gently were a food he’d be one of those over the top candy milkshakes that get featured in buzzfeed articles

this one specifically:

the gayest one

Todd would be a cup of old coffee in a cracked mug…

Farah: expensive and addictive energy drink

Amanda: gummy bear flavored tea

Ken: cheap and addictive energy drink, very sweet but makes you kind of jittery

The Rowdy 3: pan galactic gargle blasters

Bart: literally just straight up whiskey

Tina would be a pop tart flavored milkshake

I Got A Yellow Leather Jacket And I’m so Happy

prettyodd-art:

Break into some bellhop dude’s apartment and make him your assistant and friend even though he thinks you’re weird?

*snaps fingers* DID IT!

Escape a death maze? *snaps fingers* DID IT!

Solve a case that has to do with body-swapping and time travel? *snaps fingers* DID IT!

Totally fall in love with one of your friends (the smol bellhop guy one) and think he’s perfect? *snaps fingers* DID IT!!

Get kidnapped and tied up by Beast who totally digs you and wants you to be her boyfriend? *snaps fingers* BIBBIT!!!!!!

And the award for The Best Textpost I’ve ever seen goes to @prettyodd-art

Reblog if you think Dirk should rock a pink or an orange or a purple etc. jacket in season 3

futuristicavenuebread:

Can we just take a moment to think about the fact that Tumblr is basically the social media equivalent of Wendimoor

Why does this make sense tho?

marshmalloboy:

it’s been a while but part four of dghda text post memes

mowi0205:

DGHDA sketches

Hello there, DGHDA Fandom! 

I just want to thank you so much. Every writer of gorgeous fanfics (especially about brotzly). Every artist, who created lots of pics. Every tumblr-blogger, who gathers different gifs/screens/tweets and other stuff from all types of the resources, who produces jokes and theories about our heroes and the whole plot. 

All together you are creating the warmest space I’ve ever seen. It’s like to be under a blanket made from the wool of a five-month alpaca, so cozy and soft and full of tenderness! 

THANK YOU. 

(There’s no strong connection between that I’ve turned into a total w r e c k after watching the Ninth episode and the fact that I’ve decided to post this confession right now. It’s just a coincidence, believe me!)

((Btw, is that an actual link to the Hitchhiker Guide? Where is Dirk’s towel?))

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I’ve just watched the new episode and my heart is like:

And the brain, which is standing on the right, is also like:

THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME AND HORRIBLE AND PERFECT AND OHH. I cried and laughed and blessed the whole world at the same time, oh my god. 

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream!