#bruce must you

Tonight’s Guest Speaker (part 1): Bruce Wayne

Bruce:hello…

Bruce: [squints at his cue cards]

Bruce: members of the…

Bruce: [squints harder and holds the cards further from himself]

Bruce:agricultural…

Bruce:

Bruce:

Bruce: Hellness… sobriety…

Dick: [loudly from the back of the room] Just admit you need glasses!

Bruce: [angry squinting] I’m honoured to receive your award for… outlandish archiving… in the field of…

Bruce:

Bruce: [entirely without conviction] suspenseful flamingos.