#buford
apparently the cops arrested fuckin Bicycles Georg today
Buford developed his crush on candace because of her performance on lets take a quiz
Buford does Not accept being asked about his dad or made to talk about him against his will. His friends dont really ask but its mostly out off it not coming up. Buford quickly shuts down any questions that get close to the topic but they havent pieced together why yet so they’re not ACTIVELY avoiding it. Baljeet is the only one who actually knows buford doesnt want to be asked about his dad. He gets very angry and protective if someone brings it up
Isabella speaks fluent spanish and pretty good yiddish (shes a bit less practised in that) as well as english
Baljeet speaks hindi natively and english fluently. He takes spanish in school and is pretty good at it (but then what you can actually learn of second languages in school is limited). Beyond that he’s got nothing though, since he focused on science and maths too much to want to learn another
Buford speaks dutch, latin, and french fluently and had pretty damn good spanish, norwegian and greek. He’s able to pick up languages very quickly and by ear
Ferb speaks fluent dolphin, martian, japanese and any language that will help the plot
Phineas cant pronounce ‘gracias’ correctly
Buford is fully convinced that Baljeet collects coins just in case vending machines become the dominant race (half of Danville does due to an invention of Phineas’ and Ferb’s that went sideways but that’s another theory for another time). However Baljeet does not collect coins for that reason. Baljeet collects coins because Buford has extremely bad luck with vending machines. Every time he goes to buy something from one, his food gets stuck in it which leads to Buford instinctually sticking his arm into the machine to get the food he paid for which, has lead to Buford getting his arm stuck in every single vending machine in Danville. Baljeet started carrying a coin purse full of quarters on him so that when Buford does attempt to buy something from a vending machine (and it inevitably fails), he can simply put in more quarters and try to get the food to drop that way and it typically works and spares him the embarrassment. Knowing of Buford’s luck with vending machines though, he mostly just tries to convince Buford to go and get food from Slushy Dawg instead.
I like to think doof had his fear of vending machines BEFORE the incident
The year after the christmas special buford gets on the nice list BEFORE his big act of kindness and cant tell whether to be offended or touched
When he was younger, buford tried to get biff on a diet of worms cos he thought a carnivore fish would be rad but then he got attached to the worms and couldnt do it so he named them shit like daisy and monster truck and set them free (unleashed them) in the dirt (at isabellas 6th birthday party)
PFTTT ( @kazoosandfannypacks)