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tehri:spatscolombo-deactivated2022030:How DARE Tolkien omit in the final draft the information that the traditional hobbit marriage custom is to have unspoken vibes for years and then disappear without explanation for an indeterminate length of time!?#where’s the fic where bilbo returns with thorin in tow and no one bats an eye#like#‘he married a dwarf did he? well he always was an odd fellow’#'good day to you master dwarf how’s your husband?’#and thorin is just ?????#'how do they know i’m courting him? did he show them the mithril shirt?’#just give me all the hilarious culture clashes ok@finegoddamnit​ how dare you hide this in the tagsso that whole time merry, pippin, sam, and frodo are gone the whole shire is losing their minds arguing over who married who.
tehri:
spatscolombo-deactivated2022030:How DARE Tolkien omit in the final draft the information that the traditional hobbit marriage custom is to have unspoken vibes for years and then disappear without explanation for an indeterminate length of time!?#where’s the fic where bilbo returns with thorin in tow and no one bats an eye#like#‘he married a dwarf did he? well he always was an odd fellow’#'good day to you master dwarf how’s your husband?’#and thorin is just ?????#'how do they know i’m courting him? did he show them the mithril shirt?’#just give me all the hilarious culture clashes ok@finegoddamnit​ how dare you hide this in the tags
spatscolombo-deactivated2022030:
How DARE Tolkien omit in the final draft the information that the traditional hobbit marriage custom is to have unspoken vibes for years and then disappear without explanation for an indeterminate length of time!?
#where’s the fic where bilbo returns with thorin in tow and no one bats an eye#like#‘he married a dwarf did he? well he always was an odd fellow’#'good day to you master dwarf how’s your husband?’#and thorin is just ?????#'how do they know i’m courting him? did he show them the mithril shirt?’#just give me all the hilarious culture clashes ok
@finegoddamnit​ how dare you hide this in the tags
so that whole time merry, pippin, sam, and frodo are gone the whole shire is losing their minds arguing over who married who.
