#but shhhh

GOODMORNING BESTIE

(cmon u know i had to right)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! YOU’RE OLD!!! WOOHOO

cheers to being more granny-er huh (sorry dont kill me)

jokes aside, i hope you had the most wonderful day ever because like you deserve it duh

I am so glad that u had the bful opportunity to know me ofc fr tho, I cant believe it’s been under a year I’ve known you cause it feels way way longer, but like also its been a year already??? whaaaa? it seems like only yesterday that we were freaking out over madi’s live (hahahahapain) and me shouting at you with my knives ( also SOULMATES). I’m so grateful to have gotten to know through everything. Thank you for always being there for me, whether it’s for what new hair dye i should get or just about how Annoying some people are or (my personal fav) shouting about jer’s songs. I hope u know i love you very much and you deserve the absolute world. On that note, here are some *ahem* greatest hits of the time I’ve known you:

First up is obviously the origin of the one and only ✨grandma✨(though we do have angi to thank for the actual term )

Next, some of these bful amazing out of this world memes based on, well, you

ah, and ofc, a beautiful display of our wonderful and enriching conversations soaked in love

remember when you used to hate bestie but you say it all the time now haH CHECKMATE

let’s not forget the timE YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME

also, last but not the least, just gonna leave this here so you remember

OKAY THAT’S ALL!! I hope u liked that (you have to, you dont have a choice). Anyways, ily fr and i hope you had the best day and get everything you wish for <3

happy birthday bestie <33333

@thedeathdeelers

The overwhelming urge to make aromantic punk rock/metal songs, but I have no skills in creating music, I just have a decent voice.