and those moms are veronica sawyer and heather mcnamara
- but can you imagine a tiny janis on veronica’s shoulders at the beach or something??
- they’d draw together and get slushies at the 7/11 for uncle jd (who janis had never actually met)
- and they would silently death stare anyone who ever got a big gulp whilst they were there
- she and mac would bake and sing and go to the park too?? and baby janis being amazed because her mom would be like
- one second scolding janis for not bringing a sweater
- and then the next she would just backflip off a bench for the lols
- whenever kids asked her “don’t you wish you actually had a dad?”
- and she genuinely cant think why they’d ask that because she loves her moms so much??
- and this kid at her elementary named michael? he had two moms too. and for his birthday her moms bought him a blue hoodie?
- and mikey and janis stuck little scooby doo patches and stuff on it together?
- but he moved to new jersey before they could properly cover it in more patches
- janis kept it though. she kept it.
- (but dw they still message on tumblr)
- (about a certain caddy and jermy)
- and also
- can you imagine the brutal battle between heather and baby regina george
- (who is taller than her)
- and veronica literally having to rip heather away from her because “do not hit this child i escaped jail once and i am not doing it again”
just think about that for a bit
okay but
which of them talked to Mrs George
on one hand
we can have Heather screaming in Mrs George’s face
on the other
Veronica absolutely DECKING the woman
no heather would deck mrs george with her MUSCLES
and veronica would be like
n o h e a t h e r d o n t f i g h t h e r
but we know she has a fighting kink so
oh my god but imagine when the time comes,,, cady comes to heather and veronica to ask for their blessing and they just try not to laugh because janis told them last night she’s going to propose to cady and they can’t wait to see how this plays out
cady: janis sarkisian, will you marry me?
janis, literally crying already: ⁿᵒ ᵘ
heather and veronica:
OK BUT WAIT THE TIMELINE MAKES PERFECT SENSE THO!!
I decided to do a lil math (because it’s 5am and i have nothing better to do) so if it’s 1989 in heathers time you subtract that with how old veronica is (i’m assuming heather is the same age)
So you get 1989-17=1972
And let’s just say the MG time is now (2018) you subtract those two numbers
2018-1972= you get 46
Now if Janis is a junior then the typical age would be 16 so you SUBTRACT THAT with the previous number
46-16=30
So just a headcanon that basically Veronica and Heather would want a child so they go and adopt lil ol janis
(side thing: Janis would have been born in 2002 if we’re going by this year)
LIKE I SAID BEFORE: i’m just assuming we’re going with the year of now… if we were to go based off the time the movie came out then it’d be different.
