#calvin owens

Duck: We’re kind of… enthusiasts into this sorta… cryptozoological world. You know that weird stuff happens here in Kepler. And Ned’s got his sort of interests, and Aubrey’s got hers, and I’m interested in like, creatures and stuff, and Aubrey’s interested in magic, and Ned likes to keep track of like, how people make up monsters and stuff. They call ‘em cryptids, but-

Calvin:I’m not making this up. [nervous laugh] Oh, God.

Duck:Oh, no, I know, I know, I know, I know, no no no, I understand. What I’m tellin’ you is… we have… weird stuff happens in Kepler, right? Like, that won’t come as a surprise to you. We all know it. But sometimes people who have ill intentions like to use that to try and cover up whatever, you know, dark stuff they wanna get up to. So we know about the sorta cryptozoological stuff. We’re interested in it. Sometimes we’ll just like to help out, poke around, poke a few holes, and make it a little bit easier for the real heroes,