Based on the train of thought that Hunter has one hell of a swing + probably wants to stay in his role of looking out for everyone. I love watching what he does in the latest team fights, he’s just keeping everyone out of harms way.
(dialogue) Camila: I appreciate your dedication to protecting your friends, mijo
Camila: (takes Hunter’s bat) But bats are for hitting baseballs, not smashing in faces… I don’t want you to get in trouble.
[ID: A two panel comic of Hunter and Camila Noceda from the Owl House. Hunter is wearing a jacket and fingerless gloves. The first panel is Camila gently talking to Hunter, who stares back blankly. Camila says; “I appreciate your dedication to protecting your friends, mijo.” The second panel shows Camila looking worried, and taking a baseball bat out of Hunters hands, saying; “But bats are for hitting baseballs not smashing in faces. - I don’t want you to get in trouble.” end ID]
fics i’d love to write but am probably not ever going to: the one where Hunter, post-s2 finale, is absolutely desperate for a way to avoid having to process the last couple of weeks’ worth of Horrifying Revelations About His Entire Life as well as having seen his abusive guardian be violently murdered* in front of him, draws on everything he learned from a lifetime of being an emotionally incested and parentified child soldier and just sort of quietly insinuates himself into the role of Camila’s New Housewife.
he likes animals too much tbh he could never. he’d briefly consider it as a possible option but then decide that would just be making more work for Camila and she’s already basically working max hours (she could even be salaried! Hunter theoretically knows about how wages work because he was in charge of handling a lot of that stuff as coven head)
now, the highly successful twitch channel though… i have to ask you: do you think Hunter is good at video games? what’s he doing? is he playing 4xes and citybuilders in the most terrifyingly efficient way possible and going on long authoritative lectures about civic management and military tactics?
lmao yeah thats why i couldnt even finish the joke tbh. no belos to MAKE him do it here so at most it’d be a 3 week adventure of just. faking injuries on pets so that their owners rush them in for a quick, but expensive, examination. he is caught out when a very ornery dog who hates strangers that he’s “””never met””” instantly recognizes and loves him. or caught on someone’s Ring idk theres so many ways to out this dumbass including him just realizing its making camila work too hard and breaking down apologizing to her for breaking into the Spirit Halloween and stealing five boxes of fake injury materials to plaster on neighborhood cats
i think that Hunter would be fantastic at video games and obviously gravitate towards those, but i also want to see him like, demanded by his subscribers that he play One frivolous game. but doing it with all the strategy and ruthlessness of how he normally plays games. so like Hunter is also dominating tf out of some fashion gacha. he has strategy charts that are going to get his Love Nikki account banned.
he has a wizards 101 series with luz and then another series with luz where she mods skyrim until he cries or the computer crashes, whichever happens first
honestly i thought where you were going with that thought was hunter making a media account of like, “scared feral cat made clean and cozy” and “ms. berkeley the beagle has a safe birth, five healthy puppies” or like, interviewing camila about animal care tips but not doing a great job of concealing how bizarre he thinks it is that most animals here are actually kinda fuckin benign, so he comes across as an almost muppet-esque Character:tm: while camila gently and bemusedly explains what to actually expect from these animals
oh my god i want to watch him play breath of the wild so badly.
hunter gets really into 100%ing sprawling open-world rpgs… he would get SO into exploring and crafting mechanics…
have we considered. hunter. speedrunning.
the boy just ruthlessly practicing the same route for hours, becoming highly competant at whatever obscure, extremely convoluted techniques he has to do to get the world record time? the boy would be a machine
