#carnality

Photographer: “Let’s take some pictures of you sitting on Doug’s face while he licks your asshole.”

Model: “That sounds so romantic!”

I searched near and far but the image won’t reveal its origin, which is sad: a mission accomplished deserves recognition.The bridge spanning the chasm between romance and carnality has been well-built.

Representations of sexuality tend to show one or the other, but I don’t think tenderness in bed and the exploration of dark caverns (metaphorically) must always be mutually exclusive.

The separation seems so limiting.

Flowers and ass-eating, in my uncouth opinion, combine to make a charming Valentine’s Day gift.

I chew-chew-chews you.