#castlevania rant

I love Walter Bernhard. I hate his name. I also love his name? I hate and love the fact that they gave him the least sexy name possible and then they made him…

-they made him like this.

Do you think they named him first? Told Kojima to create a design for a man named “Walter Bernhard”? Or did she do this lovely design and they said: “…Walter… that’s his name.”

I love that his name is Walter Bernhard and still I am simping for him, that is power.

I think I know too much Castlevania shit now because whenever I saw Belmont lineups I was like “Where’s Sonia? Where’s Christopher? Where’s Soleil?” but like I understood okay fine most people don’t know of them or consider Sonia canon, they are wrong, but it’s whatever–

BUT NOW I’M LIKE “WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BOY REINHARDT SCHNEIDER?? SCHNEIDER BELMONT? WHERE YOU AT?? VICTOR??? WHERE IS VICTOR BELMONT, HUH??”

But really the most important question is 

WHERE THE FUCK IS JULIUS GUYS?? OH THE FIVE GREATEST BELMONTS- FUCKING SURE HOW ABOUT THE MAN WHO FUCKIN KILLED DRACULA ONCE AND FOR ALL? I KNOW SOME OF Y’ALL ARE FUCKING SLEEPING ON HIM AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE–