Series Summary: You’ve been busting your butt day in and day out to get your comedy career off the ground. Crappy writing jobs, late night stand-up gigs, and tending bar on the side to make ends meet. Landing the job as a staff writer at Saturday Night Live was the best next step for your career. So what happens two years in, when you come face to face with the show’s next host, Dieter Bravo, a man you’ve mocked relentlessly for almost the entire length of your career?
Pairing: Dieter Bravo x F!Reader ChapterSummary:Friday is a pure rehearsal day. Pretaped sketches are rehearsed and taped first on Friday, and may take up until 4pm until the live sketches are rehearsed. WC:8.1K Warnings:18+MDNI Kissing, oral sex (male and female receiving), anal play, vaginal sex, intercrural sex, dirty talk, FEELINGS. Tension, cursing, bratty behavior, drinking, drug use, yearning, allusions to m/f and m/m sexual relations and slight angst. Possibly OOC Dieter, definitely playing fast and loose with the production of SNL, but I’m doing my best with the help of Fandom.com
Lovers, very special people They’re the luckiest people in the world - People [Funny Girl]
Friday, 1:33 AM – 47-50 Sts Rockefeller Ctr Station - Subway Platform
You keep a notebook with you wherever you go. It has a sturdy cover, black and white marble, that takes you back to a time when everything was simple, everything was funny. Inside are pages and pages of blank paper, empty lines waiting for your crooked handwriting to chase away the vacancy. The spine is thick, durable, the perfect curve to fit your fingers where you clutch the little book to your chest, secrets kept as close to your heart as you know how.
I have been staring at this reblog for DAYS now and I still don’t have a proper response! You come into my house and say these nice things to me??? What’s a baby whore to do?
Series Summary: You’ve been busting your butt day in and day out to get your comedy career off the ground. Crappy writing jobs, late night stand-up gigs, and tending bar on the side to make ends meet. Landing the job as a staff writer at Saturday Night Live was the best next step for your career. So what happens two years in, when you come face to face with the show’s next host, Dieter Bravo, a man you’ve mocked relentlessly for almost the entire length of your career?
Pairing: Dieter Bravo x F!Reader ChapterSummary:Friday is a pure rehearsal day. Pretaped sketches are rehearsed and taped first on Friday, and may take up until 4pm until the live sketches are rehearsed. WC:8.1K Warnings:18+MDNI Kissing, oral sex (male and female receiving), anal play, vaginal sex, intercrural sex, dirty talk, FEELINGS. Tension, cursing, bratty behavior, drinking, drug use, yearning, allusions to m/f and m/m sexual relations and slight angst. Possibly OOC Dieter, definitely playing fast and loose with the production of SNL, but I’m doing my best with the help of Fandom.com
Lovers, very special people They’re the luckiest people in the world - People [Funny Girl]
Friday, 1:33 AM – 47-50 Sts Rockefeller Ctr Station - Subway Platform
You keep a notebook with you wherever you go. It has a sturdy cover, black and white marble, that takes you back to a time when everything was simple, everything was funny. Inside are pages and pages of blank paper, empty lines waiting for your crooked handwriting to chase away the vacancy. The spine is thick, durable, the perfect curve to fit your fingers where you clutch the little book to your chest, secrets kept as close to your heart as you know how.
The way you stole my whole entire heart with this reblog! Ma'am! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW!
From the minute you could relate to Funny Girl’s writing process to understanding immediately why I refer to Dieter as a tattoo-
This. Line. THIS FUCKING LINE, MAN!!!! The imagery has me REELING. He’s a tattoo - a permanent mark. A unique expression. Artwork. A risk. A beating rhythm in her heart. A mark on an empty page.
Sometimes small, simple lines can be over looked but you saw immediately and my heart was singing!
And the fact that you understood and got reference with Dieter washing his dishes, right down to the freaking Jenny Slate quote! EXCUSE ME! MARRY ME PLEASE AGAIN!
This fic is very much dedicated to my beautiful, talented, lovely, always kind @honestly-shite on their birthday. Happiest birthday to you, my sweet Maia! I know this is early but I’m horrid with dates and honestly, what’s wrong with spending the whole entire week celebrating one of the best people I know!
Maia- You are kind and supportive and funny as hell, and you never ever fail to make me smile! Happy Birthday! I love you so fricking much!
I actually had to stop in the middle of this to keep myself from crying. It’s not bad tears, but good ones I swear! There is something so beautiful and tender and fragile here that I guess all the emotions caught up to me.
You truly have a way with words, I remember having similar feels when I reading Like a River. You capture the love and all their vulnerabilities and strengths so so well. I just need someone wrap in all the love these three have between them.
This right here sums up these two beautiful men for me:
Absolutely wonderful and lovely, thank you for sharing this ❤️
M-
This reblog made me tear up!
It’s such a duality with these three, because it is honestly some of the most filthy porn I’ve ever written, but the love and tenderness I have for these characters and they have for each other is so so important to me. I’m so glad that you can find comfort in reading it just as the same I find in writing it.
Thank you so much for reading and for this lovely reblog.
Summary: Javi and you spend a quiet night together watching a movie and your restlessness distracts Javi in the best way possible. WC: 2.9K Pairing: Javi G. x Female!Reader (established relationship) Warnings: 18+ Minors be gone! Unprotected sex, cock warming, edging, dirty talk, dirty talk, praising.
A/N: No beta for this one. It goes into battle without fear! BUT big thanks to @jazzelsaur@magpie-to-the-morningand@write-and-buried who I definitely tortured in the DM’s by sending bits and pieces of this too as I was writing it.
You don’t even remember what this movie is supposed to be about; all you know is that Javi promised it would change your life. A promise he makes regularly but you never complain or dispute. He usually always makes just the right choice, having nailed down your tastes with amazing accuracy and dedicated passion.
Summary: Working as tech support at Heroics headquarters was a chance for you to grab a toehold and maybe auto-correct the state of arrested development you seem to have found yourself. Meeting the head of the whole damn team and falling in love with him had not been on your checklist.
Pairings: Marcus Moreno x Female Reader
WC: 5.2k
Rating: 18+ Smut. Fingering (female receiving), handjob, oral (male receiving), masturbation. Strong physical violence, Mentions of death, strained parental relationships, and curse words. The movie may have been for children. This fic is definitely not.
“She’s resting, Mami,” Marcus whispers, using his wide stance to block his mother entrance to his home. “You can meet her another time. Maybe not right after she was the victim of a violent bank robbery.”
“Mijo, you cannot hide this girl from me forever. I mean I still have access to the Heroics files. It’s not like I don’t already know enough,” Anita teases, trying to peak around her son’s shoulder.
“Really, Mom, you think that’s appropriate?”
She shrugs one shoulder, unperturbed by her son’s insinuation. Missy comes running down the steps at that moment, and Marcus says a silent thank you to his late wife that they made this beautiful child with her serendipitous knack of interrupting grown-ups.
This fic is very much dedicated to my beautiful, talented, lovely, always kind @honestly-shite on their birthday. Happiest birthday to you, my sweet Maia! I know this is early but I’m horrid with dates and honestly, what’s wrong with spending the whole entire week celebrating one of the best people I know!
Maia- You are kind and supportive and funny as hell, and you never ever fail to make me smile! Happy Birthday! I love you so fricking much!
Summary: You help Javi relax in the pooloneevening. WC: 2.4K Pairing: Javi G. x Female!Reader (established relationship) Warnings: 18+ Minors be gone! Handjob, cumplay, praise kink, body worship.
This bright yellow pool lounge is almost definitely not made for two fully grown adults. Javi’s frame already overwhelms it, wide shoulders and soft belly spread out in the most delicious way as he floats through the water, wide eyes beckoning you to him without saying a single word.
The sensory descriptions of the water in this are divine and the way you described the setting — the night sky, the relaxed fit of your bodies — had me melting.The setup was done so well! I’m coming back to study your work for atmosphere
I LOVED this:
So like your Javi, coaxing you into the pool with the singular goal of erasing your worries, only to let his own cling to his weary bones. He’s content to carry his stress quietly, while every other action of his is done with vibrant joy.
Phenomenal.
Thank you so much for sharing! ❤️
I’m coming back to study your work for atmosphere
YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT TO ME!
Do you know how I just sink into the atmosphere of your fics? How you pull every bit of feeling and emotion out the curl of a flame in a fireplace or the taste of custard in a dumpling? YOU, the queen of atmosphere, want to study me??????
*lays down*
Truly, I really was inspired by that cut scene. The serenity of water at night is so soothing to me. I can’t imagine Javi being still except in very specific situations. This was one of them.
Thank you so much for reading and your kind words. I still don’t know how to process that you’re here in my house loving on my things. Thank you!
Summary: You help Javi relax in the pooloneevening. WC: 2.4K Pairing: Javi G. x Female!Reader (established relationship) Warnings: 18+ Minors be gone! Handjob, cumplay, praise kink, body worship.
This bright yellow pool lounge is almost definitely not made for two fully grown adults. Javi’s frame already overwhelms it, wide shoulders and soft belly spread out in the most delicious way as he floats through the water, wide eyes beckoning you to him without saying a single word.
Summary: Javi and you spend a quiet night together watching a movie and your restlessness distracts Javi in the best way possible. WC: 2.9K Pairing: Javi G. x Female!Reader (established relationship) Warnings: 18+ Minors be gone! Unprotected sex, cock warming, edging, dirty talk, dirty talk, praising.
A/N: No beta for this one. It goes into battle without fear! BUT big thanks to @jazzelsaur@magpie-to-the-morningand@write-and-buried who I definitely tortured in the DM’s by sending bits and pieces of this too as I was writing it.
You don’t even remember what this movie is supposed to be about; all you know is that Javi promised it would change your life. A promise he makes regularly but you never complain or dispute. He usually always makes just the right choice, having nailed down your tastes with amazing accuracy and dedicated passion.
Summary: You help Javi relax in the pooloneevening. WC: 2.4K Pairing: Javi G. x Female!Reader (established relationship) Warnings: 18+ Minors be gone! Handjob, cumplay, praise kink, body worship.
This bright yellow pool lounge is almost definitely not made for two fully grown adults. Javi’s frame already overwhelms it, wide shoulders and soft belly spread out in the most delicious way as he floats through the water, wide eyes beckoning you to him without saying a single word.
Summary: You help Javi relax in the pooloneevening. WC: 2.4K Pairing: Javi G. x Female!Reader (established relationship) Warnings: 18+ Minors be gone! Handjob, cumplay, praise kink, body worship.
This bright yellow pool lounge is almost definitely not made for two fully grown adults. Javi’s frame already overwhelms it, wide shoulders and soft belly spread out in the most delicious way as he floats through the water, wide eyes beckoning you to him without saying a single word.
Javi is such a generous lover, it’s so obvious, so to see this perfect man, this sweet and kind creature taken to heavens is so good! And he looks like a delicate treat while panting and whimpering.
Mmmm, yes please ❤️
Thank you so much!
I really do believe he is the most generous of lovers. He isn’t coming until he has wrung you completely dry. Period. BUT- to make him feel good….ooof. I live for it!
Poorly Wired Circuit Chapter 10 or “if I’ll ever be fearless”
Pairings: Marcus Moreno x Female Reader
WC: 4.1k
Rating: 18+ No smut this chapter, but we allude to it. So rating is just gonna stay this way from here on out. Strong physical violence, Mentions of death, strained parental relationships, and curse words. The movie may have been for children. This fic is definitely not.
You jerk awake and instantly regret it for the pain in your head, neck chest, shit.
There’s a ringing somewhere- is it still in back in the dream? Are you?
You blink slowly, rub at your eyes, and urge your heartbeat to slow to something manageable.
The ringing doesn’t stop, and some small part of you remembers that cell phones are a thing. Yours is sitting on its charging station, a glass of water and a bottle of Tylenol next to it, a post-it note stuck to your glasses folded neatly on the bedside table. Marcus’s scrawling handwriting asking you to take two, drink the water, and call when you wake up.
Series Summary: You’ve been busting your butt day in and day out to get your comedy career off the ground. Crappy writing jobs, late night stand-up gigs, and tending bar on the side to make ends meet. Landing the job as a staff writer at Saturday Night Live was the best next step for your career. So what happens two years in, when you come face to face with the show’s next host, Dieter Bravo, a man you’ve mocked relentlessly for almost the entire length of your career?
Pairing: Dieter Bravo x F!Reader ChapterSummary:Friday is a pure rehearsal day. Pretaped sketches are rehearsed and taped first on Friday, and may take up until 4pm until the live sketches are rehearsed. WC:8.1K Warnings:18+MDNI Kissing, oral sex (male and female receiving), anal play, vaginal sex, intercrural sex, dirty talk, FEELINGS. Tension, cursing, bratty behavior, drinking, drug use, yearning, allusions to m/f and m/m sexual relations and slight angst. Possibly OOC Dieter, definitely playing fast and loose with the production of SNL, but I’m doing my best with the help of Fandom.com
Lovers, very special people They’re the luckiest people in the world - People [Funny Girl]
Friday, 1:33 AM – 47-50 Sts Rockefeller Ctr Station - Subway Platform
You keep a notebook with you wherever you go. It has a sturdy cover, black and white marble, that takes you back to a time when everything was simple, everything was funny. Inside are pages and pages of blank paper, empty lines waiting for your crooked handwriting to chase away the vacancy. The spine is thick, durable, the perfect curve to fit your fingers where you clutch the little book to your chest, secrets kept as close to your heart as you know how.
I’m gonna reblog this properly when I’m running on a few more hours of sleep, but can I just say that if you ARENT reading this fic you are missing out.
CAT IS A GENIUS AT WORLDBUILDING AND SMUT AND EMOTIONS AND BUILDING TENSION
SHUT UP YOU ARE A GENIUS AND A LOVELY FRIEND FOR LISTENING TO ME GRIPE NONSTOP ABOUT THIS BEAST OF A CHAPTER!
Thank you for reading and supporting this insane story! You are a true gem!
Summary: Javi and you spend a quiet night together watching a movie and your restlessness distracts Javi in the best way possible. WC: 2.9K Pairing: Javi G. x Female!Reader (established relationship) Warnings: 18+ Minors be gone! Unprotected sex, cock warming, edging, dirty talk, dirty talk, praising.
A/N: No beta for this one. It goes into battle without fear! BUT big thanks to @jazzelsaur@magpie-to-the-morningand@write-and-buried who I definitely tortured in the DM’s by sending bits and pieces of this too as I was writing it.
You don’t even remember what this movie is supposed to be about; all you know is that Javi promised it would change your life. A promise he makes regularly but you never complain or dispute. He usually always makes just the right choice, having nailed down your tastes with amazing accuracy and dedicated passion.
Trying to distract Javi during the movie then he turns the tables before it backfires a little as they both get overwhelmed with each other is perfect.
It is literally a scenario I could not get out of my head.
Series Summary: You’ve been busting your butt day in and day out to get your comedy career off the ground. Crappy writing jobs, late night stand-up gigs, and tending bar on the side to make ends meet. Landing the job as a staff writer at Saturday Night Live was the best next step for your career. So what happens two years in, when you come face to face with the show’s next host, Dieter Bravo, a man you’ve mocked relentlessly for almost the entire length of your career?
Pairing: Dieter Bravo x F!Reader ChapterSummary:Friday is a pure rehearsal day. Pretaped sketches are rehearsed and taped first on Friday, and may take up until 4pm until the live sketches are rehearsed. WC:8.1K Warnings:18+MDNI Kissing, oral sex (male and female receiving), anal play, vaginal sex, intercrural sex, dirty talk, FEELINGS. Tension, cursing, bratty behavior, drinking, drug use, yearning, allusions to m/f and m/m sexual relations and slight angst. Possibly OOC Dieter, definitely playing fast and loose with the production of SNL, but I’m doing my best with the help of Fandom.com
Lovers, very special people They’re the luckiest people in the world - People [Funny Girl]
Friday, 1:33 AM – 47-50 Sts Rockefeller Ctr Station - Subway Platform
You keep a notebook with you wherever you go. It has a sturdy cover, black and white marble, that takes you back to a time when everything was simple, everything was funny. Inside are pages and pages of blank paper, empty lines waiting for your crooked handwriting to chase away the vacancy. The spine is thick, durable, the perfect curve to fit your fingers where you clutch the little book to your chest, secrets kept as close to your heart as you know how.
Series Summary: You’ve been busting your butt day in and day out to get your comedy career off the ground. Crappy writing jobs, late night stand-up gigs, and tending bar on the side to make ends meet. Landing the job as a staff writer at Saturday Night Live was the best next step for your career. So what happens two years in, when you come face to face with the show’s next host, Dieter Bravo, a man you’ve mocked relentlessly for almost the entire length of your career?
Pairing: Dieter Bravo x F!Reader ChapterSummary:Friday is a pure rehearsal day. Pretaped sketches are rehearsed and taped first on Friday, and may take up until 4pm until the live sketches are rehearsed. WC:8.1K Warnings:18+MDNI Kissing, oral sex (male and female receiving), anal play, vaginal sex, intercrural sex, dirty talk, FEELINGS. Tension, cursing, bratty behavior, drinking, drug use, yearning, allusions to m/f and m/m sexual relations and slight angst. Possibly OOC Dieter, definitely playing fast and loose with the production of SNL, but I’m doing my best with the help of Fandom.com
Lovers, very special people They’re the luckiest people in the world - People [Funny Girl]
Friday, 1:33 AM – 47-50 Sts Rockefeller Ctr Station - Subway Platform
You keep a notebook with you wherever you go. It has a sturdy cover, black and white marble, that takes you back to a time when everything was simple, everything was funny. Inside are pages and pages of blank paper, empty lines waiting for your crooked handwriting to chase away the vacancy. The spine is thick, durable, the perfect curve to fit your fingers where you clutch the little book to your chest, secrets kept as close to your heart as you know how.
Series Summary: You’ve been busting your butt day in and day out to get your comedy career off the ground. Crappy writing jobs, late night stand-up gigs, and tending bar on the side to make ends meet. Landing the job as a staff writer at Saturday Night Live was the best next step for your career. So what happens two years in, when you come face to face with the show’s next host, Dieter Bravo, a man you’ve mocked relentlessly for almost the entire length of your career?
Pairing: Dieter Bravo x F!Reader ChapterSummary:Friday is a pure rehearsal day. Pretaped sketches are rehearsed and taped first on Friday, and may take up until 4pm until the live sketches are rehearsed. WC:8.1K Warnings:18+MDNI Kissing, oral sex (male and female receiving), anal play, vaginal sex, intercrural sex, dirty talk, FEELINGS. Tension, cursing, bratty behavior, drinking, drug use, yearning, allusions to m/f and m/m sexual relations and slight angst. Possibly OOC Dieter, definitely playing fast and loose with the production of SNL, but I’m doing my best with the help of Fandom.com
Lovers, very special people They’re the luckiest people in the world - People [Funny Girl]
Friday, 1:33 AM – 47-50 Sts Rockefeller Ctr Station - Subway Platform
You keep a notebook with you wherever you go. It has a sturdy cover, black and white marble, that takes you back to a time when everything was simple, everything was funny. Inside are pages and pages of blank paper, empty lines waiting for your crooked handwriting to chase away the vacancy. The spine is thick, durable, the perfect curve to fit your fingers where you clutch the little book to your chest, secrets kept as close to your heart as you know how.
gorgeous and sexy and intimate and sad and I want a happy ending but…..I know you’ll make it real, whatever kind of ending we get
Ah! Thank you so much! The ending…I think the best I can say without spoiling anything is saying it’s hopeful. I do promise that I will put my whole heart into these last two chapters.
Series Summary: You’ve been busting your butt day in and day out to get your comedy career off the ground. Crappy writing jobs, late night stand-up gigs, and tending bar on the side to make ends meet. Landing the job as a staff writer at Saturday Night Live was the best next step for your career. So what happens two years in, when you come face to face with the show’s next host, Dieter Bravo, a man you’ve mocked relentlessly for almost the entire length of your career?
Pairing: Dieter Bravo x F!Reader ChapterSummary:Friday is a pure rehearsal day. Pretaped sketches are rehearsed and taped first on Friday, and may take up until 4pm until the live sketches are rehearsed. WC:8.1K Warnings:18+MDNI Kissing, oral sex (male and female receiving), anal play, vaginal sex, intercrural sex, dirty talk, FEELINGS. Tension, cursing, bratty behavior, drinking, drug use, yearning, allusions to m/f and m/m sexual relations and slight angst. Possibly OOC Dieter, definitely playing fast and loose with the production of SNL, but I’m doing my best with the help of Fandom.com
Lovers, very special people They’re the luckiest people in the world - People [Funny Girl]
Friday, 1:33 AM – 47-50 Sts Rockefeller Ctr Station - Subway Platform
You keep a notebook with you wherever you go. It has a sturdy cover, black and white marble, that takes you back to a time when everything was simple, everything was funny. Inside are pages and pages of blank paper, empty lines waiting for your crooked handwriting to chase away the vacancy. The spine is thick, durable, the perfect curve to fit your fingers where you clutch the little book to your chest, secrets kept as close to your heart as you know how.
