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Funny Girl - Friday

Series Summary: You’ve been busting your butt day in and day out to get your comedy career off the ground. Crappy writing jobs, late night stand-up gigs, and tending bar on the side to make ends meet. Landing the job as a staff writer at Saturday Night Live was the best next step for your career. So what happens two years in, when you come face to face with the show’s next host, Dieter Bravo, a man you’ve mocked relentlessly for almost the entire length of your career?

Pairing: Dieter Bravo x F!Reader
ChapterSummary:Friday is a pure rehearsal day. Pretaped sketches are rehearsed and taped first on Friday, and may take up until 4pm until the live sketches are rehearsed.
WC:8.1K
Warnings:18+MDNI Kissing, oral sex (male and female receiving), anal play, vaginal sex, intercrural sex, dirty talk, FEELINGS. Tension, cursing, bratty behavior, drinking, drug use, yearning, allusions to m/f and m/m sexual relations and slight angst. Possibly OOC Dieter, definitely playing fast and loose with the production of SNL, but I’m doing my best with the help of Fandom.com

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Lovers, very special people
They’re the luckiest people in the world
- People [Funny Girl]

Friday, 1:33 AM – 47-50 Sts Rockefeller Ctr Station - Subway Platform

You keep a notebook with you wherever you go. It has a sturdy cover, black and white marble, that takes you back to a time when everything was simple, everything was funny. Inside are pages and pages of blank paper, empty lines waiting for your crooked handwriting to chase away the vacancy. The spine is thick, durable, the perfect curve to fit your fingers where you clutch the little book to your chest, secrets kept as close to your heart as you know how. 

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Listen.

L I S T E N to me.

This is fucking spectacular.

All of your sneak peeks and rubber duck-ing into my DMs could’ve NEVER prepared me for how fucking good this chapter is.

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I have been staring at this reblog for DAYS now and I still don’t have a proper response! You come into my house and say these nice things to me??? What’s a baby whore to do?

Oh-

I know.

I LOVE YOU, HOE.

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